Gu Chunhui News Network

Gu Chunhui News Network/GCNN is a news network primarily based in Turkmenistan, however it has stations in Türkiye And China and france. Led by PsychoGenius. It is the most TRUSTED news source, it has collaborations with Wang Dong News Network and Bao Shuang News Network, it primarily reports on crime and war.

Guy 1: CNN is the most trusted news network
Guy 2: That is completely false, Gu Chunhui News Network is far more reliable and trusted. Please do research before making such an uneducated comment...

Gu!tar Wolf

pwnz everyone

omg that guy is Gu!tar Wolf

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fi(lme gu)cken

a german phrase for "watching movies" while "filme" is "movies" and "gucken" is watching. but if you erase everything in the ( ... ), then it says "ficken" and that means "fucking".

bf: hey you wanna come over "Fil(me gu)cken"?
gf: yea sure, which movie will we *not watch* this time?

OR

A: damn i was "Fi(lme gu)cken" with Jenn yesterday. Can't even remember the first 10 minutes. great sex.

gu suck yo muma/mada

its wat jamaicans use to bout someone.it mesns ''go suck your mom or mothers pussy

leave mi alone and gu suck yo muma/mada

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wo yao ni de pi gu

I want your ass (In Mandarin)

Daaaaamn girl! Wo yao ni de pi gu!

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Blondes Have More Fun-gus Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a special mushroom burger

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Blondes Have More Fun-gus Burger, you should try it!"

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zi-gu-F2-have-a-SB

zi-gu-F2-have-a-SB

自古二楼出傻逼 来源于网易评论回复，意为二楼网友基本智商捉急

网易英国手机网友 金山上的胖子 的原贴： 1

贱人就是矫情有没有收入其中

网易江苏省南京市手机网友 賤人就是矫情 的原贴： 2

干嘛？

网易江西省手机网友 流零零 的原贴： 3

zi-gu-F2-have-a-SB 自古二楼出傻逼

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