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1) Finding yourself in an unwelcome environment.
2) A sudden shift in your karma coupled with the Universe dispensing some ironic justice.
I went out for a quiet meal with friends when I was recognised from the news. Then everything hit the red hen.
When a male puts multiple elastic bands around he's love muscle causing it to go purple before inserting it into there partners balloon knot whilst irrigation water is leaking out.
Got Karen with the old purple swamp hen other day when she trying out a home colon cleanse kit.
While having sex with your lady, remove your penis from her vagina so that you can carry out your plan. Turning your back to her, you will hit her with some explosive diarrhea, attempting to cover her completely. Then, before she has time to react, hit her with a feather pilllow, that you had previously cut a hole into. Once the pillow hits her body, the feathers will escape from the hole in the pillow, sticking to the diarrhea, and turning your girl into The Toledo Mud Hen.
While having sex, I diarrhea'd on my girl last night, then hit her with my feather pillow. Feathers popped from the pillow covering her from head to toe. She became the toledo mud hen.
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A man who preys on vulnerable women. He infiltrates any place where women are in the majority. workplace, college, church and will destroy a family. He's a "Cum Freak." He will Cum in any female's hole no matter the havoc he wreaks.
A Rooster in a Hen House; is a man who meets one girl and sleep with her sisters, and friends.
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(noun)-
a person often female with fake tits who is too loud in public and irrationally mean spirited to strangers.
will frequently say things like; YASSS BITCH, OMG, HEY FUCKERS, ect.
that chick sure is an old sheckled hen
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Sexual act: when 3,4,5 or more women are on the floor with their hands tied behind their back and your standing (preferably squatting) over them as they bring their head up to perform fellecio all at once. You can chose which one you perfer at any given moment.
" Yo homie, I was at that party last night and it ended up in a Mississippi Hen House, it was great!"
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