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Fag Hag

A woman who keeps the company of mainly gay men, and puts their needs above her own and anyone she is currently dating. This type of woman also though will deny it wants to secretly sleep with their GBFF (Gay Best Friend Forever). Also the relationship between her and her "fag" boarders on the creepy almost too close for comfort side.

For more information on Fag Hags see "The Object of My Affection."

by m.r. darcy March 12, 2009

33๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


fag hag

(n.) One who follows a homosexual guy for lack of own social life or out of extreme love. A hag is an exclusively heterosexual woman, often a young teenage girl, who is attached to her "fag" to the point of making frequent phone calls, excessive texting, nights out in gay bars, clubbing, shopping trips, spa trips, trips abroad, and sometimes even getting a joint mortgage. The hag has the ultimate power to veto dates, grade outfits, disillusion insecurities of her "fag". The relationship between a hag and her "fag" is sacred, characterised by extraordinary protectiveness.

Related: The male best friend of a homosexual guy is known as "fag stag", providing he is heterosexual. The homosexual guy whose social contacts are mainly secure heterosexual guys is known as "stag fag".

Julie is out shopping with Jamie; what a fag hag!

by Sasha Henke February 2, 2006

103๐Ÿ‘ 83๐Ÿ‘Ž


gay hag

A girl in her mid to late twenties who only has male friends that are gay.

Jake: I heard Sophie is moving to Chicago.

Kaitlyn: I heard she was going to live with four guys.

Jake: That gay hag!

by Nice butthole January 20, 2016

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Nag hag

A miserable old women who loves to moan

Listen to that old nag hag going on ..

by Falcon February 28, 2017


sickled hag

A sickled hag is a prune like biped organism with the sickly features of an old wrinkly hag; old people.

Chauncey: Look at that sickled hag over there funnel feeding herself a warm sack of pudding!
Consuela: What? No, that's my grandma....

by joshymcnugget July 1, 2014


Joe Hag

A bitch that sucks ass at his job.

Joseph Hagemeister is such a Joe Hag

by Lannan Abdenour June 30, 2019


hag-lag

to miss spending your midnightly hours with your special someone due to technical restructuring, personal disabilities or time zones.
getting their answers two days later just won't do it. just won't.

"she experienced a significant hag-lag in her communication efforts."
"he claimed to go through a hag-lag with his favourite site's new modus operandi."

by Krkiฤ March 28, 2021