After completing oral stimulation on your partner's anus, having fecal matter on your lips.
Man, after tossing that girl's salad I ended up with hamburger mouth.
When a man squashed his penis with a flat iron. Considered "raw" when heat isn't applied.
Man, I knew Jeff was into some strange shit, but a hamburg patty?
People that just can't seem to ever get it right. They are hamburger. Ergo, the birth of a hamburger person.
Jadu: I think Don is a hamburger person.
Vrin: What does that mean?
Jadu: Don is clearly out to lunch.
Vrin: What does that mean?
Jadu: I asked Don if he was a hamburger person and he wasn't sure what I meant by that. Later, Don was moved to the hamburger person unit.
A grownup, tattoed macho hipster. Usually has a large beard, and is often seen talking about what oils and combs he uses in his beard. Has often a so-called dad body. His favourite food is burgers, and is often seen in different restaurants testing different burgers, or grinding his own beef. Only capable of talking about burgers, his beard or possibly sports.
Is usually male.
"So then I use otter wax, and heat my beard, and then comb trough it with my comb that is special-made by zebraskeleton, and then I make a bow tie."
Internal thought:
Oh my god he's such a hamburger hipster
What Georgia Nicolson (from Louise Rennison's series 'The confessions of Georgia Nicolson') calls America.
During my holidays I went to hamburger-a-gogo
Georgia Nicolson Louise Rennison
A person from the wrong state with a vagina that looks similar it a McDonalds hamburger that has been left cooking for a little to long
Yuck your hoes have some mad Burnt Hamburgers
When you give someone’s butthole a massage.
She was crazy, we didn’t have sex but she gave me a Hamburg Handy. I knew manning friends with a German girl would pay off!