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Human Hamburger

What you transform into when you implode in a 670 cm × 280 cm × 250 cm 9,525 kg submarine piloted by a logitech gaming controller 3,500 meters below sea level.

Those rich fucks turned into human hamburgers.

by Shogun__ August 27, 2023


Hamburger mouth

After completing oral stimulation on your partner's anus, having fecal matter on your lips.

Man, after tossing that girl's salad I ended up with hamburger mouth.

by Igger August 6, 2017


Hamburg Patty

When a man squashed his penis with a flat iron. Considered "raw" when heat isn't applied.

Man, I knew Jeff was into some strange shit, but a hamburg patty?

by Kroniso September 6, 2018


Hamburger-a-gogo

What Georgia Nicolson (from Louise Rennison's series 'The confessions of Georgia Nicolson') calls America.

During my holidays I went to hamburger-a-gogo

Georgia Nicolson Louise Rennison

by Donnalein July 4, 2013


Hamburger Hipster

A grownup, tattoed macho hipster. Usually has a large beard, and is often seen talking about what oils and combs he uses in his beard. Has often a so-called dad body. His favourite food is burgers, and is often seen in different restaurants testing different burgers, or grinding his own beef. Only capable of talking about burgers, his beard or possibly sports.

Is usually male.

"So then I use otter wax, and heat my beard, and then comb trough it with my comb that is special-made by zebraskeleton, and then I make a bow tie."

Internal thought:
Oh my god he's such a hamburger hipster

by Krallgren April 30, 2017


hamburger person

People that just can't seem to ever get it right. They are hamburger. Ergo, the birth of a hamburger person.

Jadu: I think Don is a hamburger person.
Vrin: What does that mean?
Jadu: Don is clearly out to lunch.
Vrin: What does that mean?
Jadu: I asked Don if he was a hamburger person and he wasn't sure what I meant by that. Later, Don was moved to the hamburger person unit.

by jethrojones March 22, 2019


Burnt Hamburgers

A person from the wrong state with a vagina that looks similar it a McDonalds hamburger that has been left cooking for a little to long

Yuck your hoes have some mad Burnt Hamburgers

by 7263783628 June 3, 2018