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When cum from the penis is attached at the tip of their penis & also on the sexual partner.
“I pulled it out and gave her a cum hammock!”
A bikini or bra worn by a female whose sag or loss of pertness requires the most highly reinforced titty receptacle.
After spawning 5 children by the age of 30 and consuming sufficient calories to have sustained them all to puberty, the level of engineering demanded of her mam hammock was beyond the ken of modern science.
When you listen to a full album of the musician Hammock, your mind transcend your flesh body to elevate itself to a new state of mind where you discover what are the keys to life.
Max : "Why did you quit your job to wander for 3 months in the cold winter of Alaska, on your own ?"
Steven "I don't know, it's the Hammock Effect"
To engage in sexual activity, usually in an outdoor or semi-public area.
Hey, did you hear? Lindsay and John was shacking the hammock last night on the roof.
I was totally shacking the hammock with her yesterday at the park.
The part of the underwear that supports the male nutsack
Dude 1: Man I went commando and I started chafing
Dude 2: You need a ball hammock my boy
Slang for having runny feces trapped in (normally) whitey tighties.
I couldn't make it to the bathroom, so I ended up with a gravy hammock.
When your buttcrack hairs get so long and tangled, they make a hammock for your turd.
Me: Dude! I took the gnarliest poop the other day but not all of my shit hit the water. I had to pinch and pull.
Friend: Have you trimmed your ass hairs lately?
Me: No. WTF?
Friend: Yeah man, sometimes your ass hairs grow and get tangled. You must have some serious doodoo hammocks goin on.