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A hammock that you build out of toilet paper draped over the bowl to catch the shit to avoid the plopping noises. Post shit, the hammock is gently lowered into the bowl.
There were a few people in the bathroom today so I had to build a shit hammock to avoid the plop plop.
A romantic relationship which has ended, but is still friendly enough to share a hammock.
Jim and Sue parted ways, but still shared a single hammock on occasional visits to the park; it was a hammockable separation.
When your happy trail wraps all the way under your junk it comes up your butt crack
That guy ain't got no happy trail, he got a happy hammock
A word for when a golden retriever decides to hop into a hammock with you
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Aww, look at that Golden Hammock Spoon
Dude, just got me a Golden Hammock Spoon
PG-13 euphemism for intercourse between consenting adults. Popularized by Danny DeVito as on an episode of Taxi when his character (Louie DePalma) confessed to Rhea Perlman (who played his girlfriend on the show) that he had an affair behind her back.
"Well, Sophie and I.....we took a hammock ride."
"Losers whine and make excuses. Winners do their dirty work and take a hammock ride with the prom queen."
Any human found to own a hobo hammock is the best kind of human because they helped feed the homeless when they bought it. This hammock can be replaced at any time for any reason. Eg. Grandma was in the hammock and pooped her pants. You can get a new one for free from the company.
Bro, I left my knife in my back pocket again and cut open my hobo hammock. But no worries, I emailed Hobo Hammocks, and they sent me a new one for free!
Mechanic hammock is the act of opening your car door and propping your feet up on said door while sitting leaned back in the seat
I'm just chilling in my mechanic hammock