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1: (n) Crabs in one's anus.
2: (v) When someone inserts a PVC pipe into one's anus and allows rodents of many shapes and sizes crawl up into the others colon.
1: Damn my ass itches, I think I may have ass hamsters!
2: Johnny was ass hamstered by those guys in gym class
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A racial slur directed at a black child (a disposible pet).
*white child* mom we need a new ghetto hamster my old one began to steal things.
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"Affectionate" term for New Hampshire, usually used by Massholes, I think more so than other New Englanders. I've heard it used when talking about beer runs to the state liquor stores just over the border. Often pronounced "New Hamsta".
"You wanna go get some cheap likka in New Hamsta?"
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When in bed with a girl, fart under the covers and hold her under. Then make her give you a blowjob if she wants to get out.
(This is like a hamster cage because hamster cages smell terrible and her blowing you is like the hamster sucking on the water spout in the cage)
Last night my girl was being a hoe, so i made her give me a hamster cage.
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When you have a bloated face because of the number of hamsters that you've forced into your mouth.
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Hamster-Pig is a phrase that originated from the South of England to describe a morbidly obese woman who has both hamster and piglike features. Hamster-Pigs can be found in a variety of places throughout the South of England and will often be seen complaining that there trotters ache, or tucking in to a bucket of the Colonels finest fried chicken.
"eurgh, not Megan? she's a right Hamster-Pig"
"Im sick of the South, theirs so many Hamster-Pigs about"
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The act of taking a large, potentially disastrous dump, while smoking a joint.
Jason: Yo dan, i just took a dump and blzd a joint to my dome.
Dan: You hazey hamstered that shit!
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