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Checkout Hayley

An indecisive shopper. Often approaches the checkout with the intention of paying only to walk away again.

"Oh no! Is that Mrs Margaret?"

"Yeah, so?"

"She's so annoying, she brings her basket to the checkout, spends ages talking about her cats, holds up the queue and then goes back to Aisle 6 for her stem ginger biscuits."

"Oh dear, she sounds like a bit of

a Checkout Hayley."

by chrisspencer3993 August 25, 2020


Hayley zahnow

Hayley Zahnow is a unique specimen. She is very kind and has great morals. I recommend being her friend and getting to learn more about her. befriend her. because her story is a great one, and you should feel honoured to be along for this chapter! She is incredibly kind. And this is made clear from how she treats those around her and also how she treats her ugly-cute dog. She has so much drive and motivation. She has ambitious dreams that seem intimidating for some, but she is ready and she is already putting in the work now to get her there.

She also has a very interesting fettish…
Her biggest strength is also her biggest flaw; She is a great listener, which means she can forget to talk sometimes, and both of you might be sitting in awkward silence for a bit. But if you can get her to open up, you will be closer than you’ve ever been with any of your other friends.

Miss Hayley Zahnow. If you’re reading this, I hope all is well, and I hope you are happy in SOCOMD. Maybe you should go catch up with the old Q Serge hey?

Love you heaps bro

by Apparatus_88 October 23, 2024


Hayley Jenkins

an evil mastermind

your my hayley jenkins

by flarised August 16, 2024


hayley larrabee

is the most anyoeing person on earth but can still kick ur ass

woow this chick is such a hayley larrabee

by jacky chan1234567890 January 17, 2013


Ella and hayley

They are bestfriends forver and even though they are both a spaz they will always be there for eachother

Ella and hayley are such good friends

by Munchieboo December 14, 2019


smokin hayley

a young woman with the perfect pair of tits

dude1 - hey man ive never seen a smoking hayley before
dude2 - come and check out my gran , shes a smokin hayley

by fott August 23, 2008


hayley :)

A fat troll that stinks of b.o and shit lives under the duck pond bridge her kids are like her her ex husband is a twat

I would hate to be a Hayley :)

by Fat Hayley December 25, 2019