You Heard me

A badass and brutally honest way of saying "I won't repeat myself".

No, it doesn't mean you're a pussy when you say it (to the definition above). A pussy would give excuses and try sugarcoating it, after his victim says "what did you call me".

After you say "you heard me", your victims just shuts up and looks shocked, beaten and despaired.

-Dad, I'm attracted to men.
-What the fuck did you just say?
-You heard me.

PUSSY COMEBACK:

-Dad, I'm attracted to men.
-What the fuck you say?
-I mean, I sort of like men. They are just... Uh, it's not a big deal, right? *scared face*

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Never Heard Of Em

(Phrase) Sarcasm tempered by humor.
Mainly, people use it to say the opposite of what's true to make someone look or feel foolish.

"Do you know Louis Vuitton?"

they reply by saying, "Never Heard Of Em".

heard you cousin

A phrase often used by the popular youtuber nickinthecutt when describing a situation that he understands

Nick “Is it a lot of pressure having a big influence on tiktok?”
Jared “Yeah, but this is what I’ve dreamed of”
Nick “Heard you cousin”

Heard that, wish I didn't hear that but I heard that

Started by the teacher in the movie Pineapple Express: Commonly used in social situations between friends after someone makes a comment the other person agrees with. This is the longer version of "heard that."

"I might come party with you but I have to write this paper tonight."

"Heard that, wish I didn't hear that but I heard that."

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never heard of the bitch

superior dismissal of yet-another-minor-celebrity or other name unknown to you.

Can use for both females and males(adds an extra degree of dismissiveness when referring to an obviously male name)

Jane: You hear what Joe Biden's been doing as Obama's veep?

John: Joe Biden? Never heard of the bitch!

Jane: ouch!

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Heard it threw the rapevine

When your friend, roommate, sibling, offspring, etc...are so drunk or high, they sound like they are getting raped while they masturbate in the other room.

Tyrant: yo, i just bought you a rape kit on amazon prime. I don’t know how you are feeling, but it’s the least I could do. I’m sorry.

Big Easy: the f you talking about?

Tyrant: I know you got raped last night. I heard it threw the rapevine.

Oonagh Paige Heard

Technical term - Spawn of the Devil (Amber Heard)

Can also mean: no hope

Oonagh Paige Heard was doomed From the beginning.

Yeah she had no hope.

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