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the random blabble that the generic hobo will say
Hobo: You wanna know whats wrong with the government?
Me: uhhhh....oook
Hobo: They try and teach us prospierty so we can be sucessful but Bush doesn't even know where they buried the survivors!
Me: I see.... <_<
Me(to friends who didn't hear this): I JUST HEARD THE BEST HOBO SPEAK!
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Somebody who has lived in various places in the world as a result of being the child of diplomats or travelling parents but doesn't really identify with any specific nationality or culture.
Yo so you were born in Germany, grew up in Mexico and Thailand but you now live in South Africa??! Shit man you are such a Globo-Hobo!
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Having socks where your toes hang out the holes at the ends.
Hey Brendan those hobo socks reek. I don't see why you don't just throw them away.
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One who has graduated from penultimate hipster status, the educated hobo embodies various attributes from all walks of life, including those of the hipster, nerd, and mountain man variety. The educated hobo can oftentimes be seen grokking about. There can only be one educated hobo in existence.
Tyrel currently holds the status of educated hobo. He can be seen with and without a beard.
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To find a homeless person, amputate their foot, and use it to sexually stimulate a woman.
'...I remember with fondness the frolics of my youth. The summer weekends of 1928 were particularly ranmbunctious, as myself and my good friend Archibald would get skagged up the early evening and and spend the rest of the night Hobo Footing...' - Hemondsworth Bavishay
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A small balding man in his 40's with a handlebar moustache. He is known to hold meaningless jobs (i.e. pumping shit out of porta-johns).
Look at the guy traveling in that pick-up truck with the davelin camper on the back. He is Hobo Joe.
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Hobo Sections, or "bum secks", refers to the sections that members of forums are placed in when they reach a certain level of bumness.
Hobo Sections is a relatively new concept, only seen used on Habbo Forum. Although the usage of the term Hobo Sections is forbidden, its spirit lives on in all of its members.
Lisa, I will now Hobo Sections you.
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