Male or female members of the Hollister cult. Known to infest "upscale" malls across rural mid-america. Can be spotted by their glassey eyes, strict adherance to the hive mind's uniform code, and drool drippling down from the corner of their mouths. Do not attempt to communicate with these genetic dead ends. You will only waste your time and annoy them.
Wow, the hollist-whores are out in force tonight.
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A general pseudo name for a snobby, shallow, prissy, materialistic good looking man who shops at Hollister, Abercrombie, American Eagle, Urban Outfitters, Aeropostale, etc. to achieve that βwornβ look, but is too stuck up to actually buy something from a thrift store for the authentic thing. Hubris Hollisters are usually self proclaimed foodies, define themselves as hipsters, only drink Starbucks, exercise excessively and rarely have girlfriends. Hubris Hollisters are a detriment to themselves because of their obvious pathetic screaming cry to be cool - partnered with the total lack of common sense to do naturally instead of βbuying it at the mall.β
EVERYBODY under 30 knows at least 3 Hubris Hollisters personally!!! GENERAL EXAMPLES: The majority of male students age 14 to 30 who either come from families with money or want to appear as if they do. Overeducated 30 something men with low self esteem problems. Foreigners trying to look American.
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Hollister is a store that sells southern Cali beachy wear. All you people that say anyone who shops there is a sucker for super high prices for stupid clothing that all say hollister across the chest (most of there stuff does not,) well you should maybe get to know the people that shop there and some of us actually are educated bright people - not all dumb blondes. Why don't you actually go into the store or visit the website and see wat the clothes LOOK like instead of just being freakin' biased cuz you think its cool, it's not! And you're not going to make more friends that way, just a hell lot more enemies. If we wnt to wear the clothing LET US WEAR IT!!!!!
Sara: Cool skirt Rachel!
Rachel: Thanks
Rebecca: Why te hell do you guys wear that crap? It's from Holliser!
Sara: You don't need to put people down to make you feel better about yourself.
Rebecca: Whatever
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a store that markets "west coast style" to "east coast people." they sell shirts that say "its better in Cali" to people that live in Massachusetts. only employs perfect people.
girl 1: hey! i bought a shirt that says "californians do it better" from Hollister and Co.
girl 2: youre not from california
girl 1: oh yeah...
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A person who wears hollister all the time and thinks that for some fucking reason they are individual while listening to lady frigging ga-ga on there ipod while texting on there "original" and "unique" Blackberry.
Normal guy: Oh crap a hollister bandit
Hollister bandit talking loudly on blackberry: Oh yeah i just got some hollister shorts for the summer And some hollister aftershave even though its 45 quid and hollister flip-flops and everything anyway i have to go im gonna go and buy the new laduy ga-ga album before it becomes mainstream *shudders*
Normal guy: FUCK.
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If you have a nice chin and a flat belly you're hired
"Hollister employees never help with anything but they always look so perfect so it doesn't matter"
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βholy poo whos tayahs new bf?β βoh thats alec hollister he is so beautiful she is so luckyβ