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Tenor Horn

A awsome instrument far better than others like its friends the baritone or cornet. Tenor horn players are usually the best musicians of all time. And they well eventually take over the world.

Im going to play the Tenor Horn

by Robin. D. Lewis December 9, 2009

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Horned Bird

A bastardization of giving someone the finger and throwing the Devil Horns gesture made popular by the Heavy Metal community. This is either done because someone is too tired to care, because they are a poser, or because they were torn between telling someone to rock on and fuck off.

My buddy had his picture taken with Isahn at Prog Power. He obviously didn't want it taken, can't you see the Horned Bird he's giving the camera?

by an on e muz October 22, 2011


horn play

a kissing embrace in which the initiator's left hand is firmly placed on the partner's neck, while their right fondles the receiver's genitals

He was gentlemen enough to walk me to the door, but once he tried the horn play for our first kiss, I knew we wouldn't go out again.

For mine and my wife's successful marriage, all kudos go to the horn play.

by justtbecca May 8, 2010


Gilly horn

Elongated clitoris.

I pulled down her pants to eat the pussy and got poked in the eye by her gilly horn.

by Sheahalie December 17, 2018


Horn-tickle

A tickle that makes you horny.

Stop touching me like that, you’re going to give me a horn-tickle!

by Thomas The Great June 30, 2021


Cranking the Horn

Masturbating in a comedic fashion. Or to masturbate as a means of time-wasting for mild enjoyment.

Guy 1: What did you do at the weekend?
Guy 2: Nothing much just sat at home cranking the horn.
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: You know, beating my soldier, caressing my shaft, you know, treating the little guy.
Guy 1: Ohhhhh, yeh same, I wanked until it hurt me physically. We really need girlfriends.

by CrankingMyHorn October 25, 2022


Horn Pop

When a brass instruments points their horns up to the sky during a loud part in a marching band show to prevent the pit from going deaf. Not very effective when used by woodwinds.

Trumpets, measures 24-30 are going to be a horn pop, so be sure to play loud.

by Vodka Bottle November 3, 2015