pie in the horse

Snoop Dogg's answer to "Fill in the blank. Pie in the ..." on Family Feud.

I found a pie in the horse while smoking that dank ass weed.

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horses collar

A female who has had many partners. And develops loose labia as a result

Christ she has had so many men she has a fanny(english for vagina) like a horses collar

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Long Horse

A non-hostile fictional creation of Trevor Henderson. It appears in the shape of a horses neck, but the neck extends infinitely with no end in side. The face looks sort of like the skeleton of a horse with very little hair. He smells strongly of cinnamon and makes creaking and cracking noises like bones snapping as it moves its neck. Despite its scary appearance, long-horse is not necessarily friendly, but non-hostile. He wont attack you.

Girl: What is that horrifying creature outside my window

Boy: Don't worry, its just long horse. He wont hurt you.

Girl: Oh, okay.

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horses and bayonets

Barack Obama's flippant reponse to Mitt Romney's complaint during their third televised debate (October 22, 2012) that the U.S. Navy had fewer battleships than at any time since 1917. Obama's remark that the military has fewer "horses and bayonets, too" makes an analogy that measuring battleships (as opposed to aircraft carriers) is an archaic metric of military power, in much the same way that measuring "horses and bayonets" would no longer indicate an army's might. (NB: Marines are still issued bayonets.)

"The Navy has fewer battleships than at any time since 1917."

"The military has fewer horses and bayonets, too. We live in a different world."

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old horse

Colloquial greeting term used similarly to 'old bean' and conveying a sense of chumminess or friendship. Closely associated with the work of P G Wodehouse and particularly his character Ukridge , who appears in a collection of short stories.

"Hello old horse!"

"How are you, old horse?"

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Horse Pull

A technique for horse euthanasia where two ropes are looped around the lame horse and are then tied to two healthy horses. The healthy horses gallop in opposite directions at full speed. The ropes become taught and decapitate the lame horse almost instantly.

"In the mid-nineteenth century, the horse pull was the preferred way to discard a lame or sickly horse. During the peak of its popularity, the entire farm would come to watch the horse pull. Occasionally, people from nearby towns would join too."

- John Hammersmith, "The American Wild West, Unveiled"

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latte is horse

It seems like it's a grammatically wrong phrase but it is actually Koreanized English term which means "When I was your/at your age" or "during my time". Since "나 때(Na ddae)" sounds like "Latte" and "말이야(Mal ee yah)" sounds like "is (a) horse", Koreans translated these into English in their own way and using the phrase in a daily basis. It is a common phrase used among boomer generations.

The phrase can be used in a satiric way in a certain situation like below.

Youngling: Man, Fxxx this. Can't do this anymore.

Boomer: Son, when I was your age...
Youngling: Sir, I do really respect you in every way but "Latte is horse" ain't work in this situation.

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