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A game you get addicted to for about a week, spend a lot of money on for crap, and attracts B-list celebrities to appear on it for about 10 minutes.
A pretty good place to find a temporary eGirlfriend/Boyfriend, but watch out for kiddy fiddlers
As bad as Habbo Hotel is, it still cant suck as bad as
Runescape
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Oh, the joys of Habbo! Don't ya just love it? Perves trying to find out where you live, 9 year old noobs, crap moderators, the swearing filter... its all so wonderful!
Let me share some of my wisdom with you.
Perverts: Far, far to many. You can't walk in a room without someone going a/s/l? all the time. Litrally, when I went on habbo to see if it had got any better (hell no), I saw 5 perves asking people where they lived in a fucking day. Don't trust anyone on Habbo. Perves! The lot of them!
Noobs: Yeah. You walk straight into Habbo hotel (with 2 crappy cars in the car park) and all you can hear is 'omg ur so hot wanna go out?'. Well, unless all of a sudden people find 3cm tall pixelated charchters hot, I'm pretty sure its fucked up.
Furni: If you don't have any 'good' furrni, don't expect ANY friends. Ok? Either cough up $50 for coins or you might as well delete your habbo.
Language filter: Ok, I understand wanting to block it, considering they pay so much less attention they have 9 year olds on their game. But, come ON. Bobba. For fucks sake, BOBBA. Is that the best they can fucking do? Yup, thats right kids, you swear on habbo, it will appear as BOBBA. And also, even if their part of other words, they wont let that through either. Eg. essex will become esBobba. Retarded.
Thats only a few things that show you Habbo is frickin' gay.
Perv: Hi!
some faggot: Hi!
Perv: Whats your name?
fag: I'm not allowed to give it out.
Perv: Ok, I'll keep all my furni to myself.
Fag: Oh, wait! Its Johnny. Johnny Smith.
Perv: Ok, Johnny. Where do you live?
Johnny: I can't give that out either!
Perv: I'll give you credits.
John: Oh, ok, (some bullshit place here).
Perv: Ok!
News: 9 year old Johnny was raped and killed yesterday evening. All the investigators could find was a conversation on Johnny's pc...
Noob1: hi ur so h0t wanna go out
Noob2: yeah i luv u babe lets get mari3d
Noob1: ok!
Half an hour later
Noob2: its not working out
Noob1: omg no please dont leave i luv u plzzzzzzzzzzzz
Some kid: Wahhhh I need a mommy
Some other kid: ill be ur mommy!
They get to the Mommy's home
kid1: oh wait i dont wanna be ur kid no more u aint got no furni
kid2: no please dont leave i need u :(
Habbo Hotel is retarded.
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any bar located in a two story building where the upstairs floor is used for illegal activity.
Pete Dick: "I'm thirsty and I want to gamble."
The Cooker: "Me too!"
Pete Dick: "Then lets head to the Kirk Hotel."
The Cooker: "I like the Kirk!"
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When you say “hotel room” you are implying sexual activities to be done in a hotel room
“Hotel room ;3”
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An online community with little habbo avatars that walk around and talk. It's a great place for kids to learn how to scam others by working together.The Moderators ban anyone that warns others of scammers. With the lack of Moderators do not let your children play this game. If someone is swearing and threatening another you can report them but the Mods just say "push your ignore button." If you get scammed the Mods say "use the Habbo help tool" which is worthless. If you want your kid to be dishonest then let them play this game awhile because everyone on this game scams to get virtual furniture to decorate their virtual rooms. If Habbo was run by some decent people then maybe the game would be alright but the owners do not care about the safety of your kids, all they want is your money.
How can two Moderators police thousands of players? they can't and do not even try.
haboo hotel habbo hotel habbo hotel
room owner> "hey give a furni and if you win you get two furni back"
Guest> wow, sounds cool, here take my furni.
Guest> yay I won !!
room owner> no you didn't noob!! (kicks the winner with-out giving prize and keeps their furni)
Guest> (reports the owner for scamming)
Moderator> "use the habbo help tool, we don't care."
Guest> (sends e-mail to Habbo telling about scamm) (gets e-mail from Habbo that is a form letter that they send to everyone and doesn't pertain to the e-mail sent)
Guest> ( Habbo don't care about scammers so I will scam as well to get my furni back.)
(Guest is now a scammer and liar on their way to a life of crime))
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A converted mega box store used to house children in cages after they've been separated from their families.
Kids that cross the border are ripped from their parents' arms and sent to a Trump Hotel.
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a german band consisting of 4 guys in their late teens/early twenties, commonly abriviated TH. are one of my favorite bands and do not deserve to be called "gay" or "fags"
members:
Bill Kaulitz(19)- vocals
Tom Kaulitz(19)- guitar
Gustav Schafer(20)- drums
Georg Listing(21)- bass guitar
tokio hotel is an awesome band and you should listen to some of their cd's:
german releases:
schrei or schrei so laut du kaast
zimmer 483
english versions of songs from both cd's:
scream
if you dont like TH then why are you making definitions for them? and their looks and sexual orrientation should not be part of the defintions at all. and if you are someone that called them "untalented" or "fags" then maybe you should look in the mirror. whens the last time you got surgery for singing your ass off for your beloved fans (bill got surgery)?? NEVER!!! because you cant sing and dont have any fans.!!! they work hard to produce their music and criticizing them is only making yourself look like a fucking douchebag!!
stupid idiot prep: Eww!!! Tokio Hotel are ugly and i hate their song monsoon!!!
TH fan: Fuck Off!!! TH is awesome and have you ever heard any other songs besides monsoon???
stupid idiot prep: uhh.... no.
TH fan: then shut the FUCK up!!!
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