How many cigarettes have you got, lad?

How many cigarettes have you got, lad?

How many cigarettes have you got, lad?
*smashes head against a door*

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Your eating a chipolte buritou in the lake while your showring with paranas.... how do you know that fortnite isnt avalible in 2017 the game is still going to this day. you have to go into the soil and meet bugs life.... THE MOVIE

The awnser to everthing.

someone: "Why do girls twerk"?
Me: "thats a trick question"
someone: "what"
Me: listen....Your eating a chipolte buritou in the lake while your showring with paranas.... how do you know that fortnite isnt avalible in 2017 the game is still going to this day. you have to go into the soil and meet bugs life.... THE MOVIE"

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feb 24 ask your crush how they feel about you day

it’s feb 24th!!

ask the person you like how they feel about you

feb 24 ask your crush how they feel about you day you : hi so how do you feel about me
your crush: ———————

Do you remember how many breads have you eaten in your life?

A JoJo reference. Also a catolic reference.

It was used by DIO when he was asked how many lives he had taken.

-How many reverse cards have you played in this game?!?
-Do you remember how many breads have you eaten in your life?

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Yens 360 ooga booga gotcha boom come here boy ooga booga rooga Fortnite bad that’s how you spell jeb

It is a form of 360 ooga booga used to expression the pronunciation of Jeb.

Yo guess what I just landed a 360 ooga booga on Yens
No it’s Yens 360 ooga booga gotcha boom come here boy ooga booga rooga Fortnite bad that’s how you spell jeb

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how are you fixed

Are you able to.

How are you fixed for your party.

How did you get this answer?

The f**king most useless follow-up to a question in an exam or test. Don't know why the f**k it exists.

"Question 5 finished... What's question 6? "How did you get this answer?" What do you expect? I OBVIOUSLY F**KING USED MY BRAIN!!!!! HOW DO TEACHERS COME UP WITH SUCH STUPID QUESTIONS???"