Rural Dictionary

How's the weather

When people says or do something outdated (Such as putting an L on their forehead and saying you go girl/guy, ugh I hate that phrase) you can say, "Hows the weather 7 years ago"

Some pompous chick: "You go boyfriend!"
You: Hows the weather 7 years ago?
Some pompous chick: ....YOU SUCK

Some pompous chick just got her ego curb stomped, Steven Segall style.

by Not Zane July 23, 2004

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How to masturbate

How a man in prison gets off in the shower by himself

Get naked, get hard, lube your thighs, stick your hard-on between your legs, run in place until victory! Now you know How to Masturbate - Convict style

by Skin Head Peanut April 14, 2008

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How To Be: Emo is an internet short created in 2004 by director Christian Bretz. Filmed in the style of a 1950's informational short, it features a teen named Billy (played by Trent Teigan) and his quest to become emo. Guided by a disembodied voice in the form of a narrator, Billy learns about emo culture, fashion, music, discrimination, and other important aspects of emo life. How To Be: Emo pokes fun at many different subcultures in addition to emo, including jocks, wiggers, and preps. One of the greatest additions to 2000's emo culture since emogame. It can be found at somethingdirectory.com

How To Be: Emo was perfectly good as a 21 minute black-and-white short. It does NOT need to be made into a full-length movie.

by i like to knit, fool October 14, 2006

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how's school?

Two words that every parent say after your hard day in school.

You: Hi mom.
Mom: How's school?

by Tertyu March 15, 2010

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Hows u

Hows u
Hows u is short for; “How are you?” -Or- “How are you doing?”
But it also depends in which sentence you use it.
Like for instance if u say; “hows ur studies doing?” Then it would mean; “How are ur studies doing?
So let’s say its more like when u put “u” or “ur” that changes the meaning of the word a bit.

-Hows u?
-I am doing fine ty and u?
-I am ok!
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-Hows ur gf/bf doing?
-He/She is doing just fine, ty and u?
-I’m doing ok.

by Sdw1star February 3, 2007

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