Random
Source Code

I want to do your homework

1. The will to have sexual intercourse with someone.
2.Wanting to fuck the shit out of another person

A: God, i have so much homework to do for class tomorow.
B: Baby, i want to do your homework!

by harriecunt February 16, 2009

50πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


I mean, I'd do her

phrase often uttered by guys about a girl that really isn't hot or even cute, but if she was laid out you would fuck her. Doesn't mean any girl that walks, but there is a feel or intuition that would make a guy say the phrase.

"I heard you made out with that APK girl last night. Is she hot?"
"Nah, not hot at all. But I mean, I'd do her."

"You don't think that Snooki is hot?
"No she's sucks. Well I mean, I'd do her."

by spooninspoonout November 9, 2010

30πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Do I look fat in this dress?

The ONLY response is :

AHHH HELLLZZZ NO GIRL!

Otherwise yo' in the shit.

by Diego September 11, 2003

55πŸ‘ 33πŸ‘Ž


Do I owe you money?

A phrase used to accuse someone of staring at you, often used by Drill Instructors at Marine boot-camp. The point being that if someone does't have a valid reason to stare at you (like you owing them money) then they should stop doing it.

DI: (notices recruit looking at him) Hey recruit, do I owe you money?

Recruit: ... what? Sir, no sir!

DI: They stop frickin' eyeballing me then.

by Gyreneisms November 20, 2011

12πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


do I look like sick

Kim Namjoon said this during a vlive March 17th 2017. It is a phrase we should all live by honestly.

Q: β€œAre you sick? You look sick?”

RM: β€œdo I look like sick, I’m perfect, Im healthy”

by Cuddlyfrog223 July 22, 2021


Do I look pale to you?

A question a white person should never ask a black person. Either all white people look pale to them or they have never looked close enough to tell.

White guy: I don't feel so good. Do I look pale to you?
Black guy: You all ways look pale to me.

by The Fury 13 October 9, 2010

15πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


oh-say-do-i-care?

a fobr boardie, who always rants on the fobr boards, she always puts up stalk lists, and irritates many boardies... she also has many threads in which she tells the boardies to do something, and expects people to actually care

oh-say-do-i-care?: so, how are you guys today?

oh-say-do-i-care?: fine, dont post then, i guess i'll be leaving...

other boardies: STFU

by ALEXIS :D January 19, 2009

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž