When I flex I feel my best

A way to express how strong you are. It is the most commonly used phrase in the game OMORI and it was originally said by the planet himself, Pluto. Yet Kel said it better 🙄. KEL deals more damage next turn and increases HIT RATE for his next attack. Costs 10 JUICE.

“When I flex I feel my best” -kel

I don't chase em i replace em

This phrase became popular from the NOTORIOUS B.I.G. song One More Chance.

Meaning that you don't fall into a women's attempt to play games / play hard to get.

If a woman doesn't treat you right, you can and will replace her without question with another woman.

Women for you are a dime a dozen.

This definition could also be reversed for a women to a man.

Person 1: Hey man I heard Heather was playing games with you the other night at the club

Person 2: Yea, for real man, she be trifilin sometimes but i cant help it... girl got me twisted.

Person 1: See bro that's exactly why I don't chase em i replace em. These old girls gotta know, if they play games they gotta go..

Person 2: Damn fool you harsh.

Person 1: Thats how I roll bro

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I don't know why I have these goggles

A phrase uttered by those who have given up on life after realizing their existence is meaningless, futile, and possibly fraudulent. Etymology: Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode "Dumber Dolls"

Happy Time Harry: Hey, wiggle jiggle, why you jiggle so much? Is it because he know deep inside you're a fraud? ... What the hell do you need night vision goggles for? You're a hillbilly!

Jiggle Billy: I don't know why I have these goggles ...

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I Have Fallen And I Can't Get Up

The stage of you falling hard to the ground and no matter how hard you try, you cannot get back up.

I Have Fallen And I Can't Get Up!!
That means that you're old.

I don't know if I need a shit or a haircut

Originally Northern Irish, this expression shows confusion. As in:

(1) I'm so drunk I don't know if I need a shit or a haircut!
(2) What the fuck are you talking about?! You don't know if you need a shit or a haircut!

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i would be bullshit [ i was so bullshit]

i would be incredibly pissed off, or I was incredibly pissed off.

If my boyfriend was out with another girl and he didn't tell her about me, i would be bullshit!

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I wish I could give this zero stars

When something deserves zero stars but the rating system only goes down to 1 star

I wish I could give this zero stars. The service was garbage

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