I Like Making Crafts

The specialist kid in resource that just sits at the back doing his/her retarded thing. And says “I like making crafts”

Hugh made his craft in resource, while the whole time repeating to everyone in the room. “I like making crafts” as Brooke took his anal virginity

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i like your shoes

i want to butt fuck you, being the large inmate i am

inmate : “i like your shoes”
inmate #2 : “that’s actually so gay on the low”

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i was like

a crucial component to teenage story telling, to describe the storytellers view on said story.

white girl: "Nikki was like with him the whole night...i was like what a slut."

black dude: "this bitch wouldn't leave me the fuck alone! i was like damn bitch, you aint even that pretty, plus you aint got no ass."

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I Like Your Scarf

A line used to pick up cute German boys with the underlying intent to sleep with them. Said cute German boy must reply with the line "I like your shoes." in order to let the pretty tourist know he wants to sleep with her too.

Erica: "I like your scarf!"
Lenny: "I like your shoes!"

Erica and Lenny get it on**

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i like smoking lightning

Smoking that gas or ganja Can also be referred to as smoking lightning because both them shits can fuck you up

I like smoking lightning heavy metal thunder

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I like your shoelaces

A phrase used to identify those who use tumblr on other websites or IRL.

"OH GOD, MY FEELS, I CAN'T."

"Hey, uh, I like your shoelaces."

"Me, too! What's your blog name?"

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I was like

The saying used by the Lincoln University baseball team in trying to explain how people react during certain activities.

I was like yo, and he said yo, and then he be like this. And thas wus up.

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