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I have a dream to fuck

Secret except from MLK when he got horny in jail after writing his I have a dream speech and wrote the xxx version of it.

I have a dream.

I have a dream to fuck all the hot sexy women in all the world.

My dream assumes that 1 in 40 people are not too ugly to fuckable.

And I am bisexual so this dream includes men too.

I will pause time and fulfill this dream in 27 years time, working 12 hour shifts every day and fucking 1 woman or man every hour.

Yes sir, I do have a dream, and I will accomplish my dream and make it known to all the world my dream.

by Bad C dev December 4, 2022

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I Fucking Hate You

This means to kindly great yourself to your friends and other people you meet

I fucking hate you, thank you that made me happy thank you.

by Thenonameperson July 16, 2022

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i fuck with you the long way

Being a real nigga always having they back staying 100

Bra you been my nigga for years , I fuck with you the long way.

by Kctae116 February 22, 2016

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I don't give a bakers fuck

Used to express not giving a fuck, but when not giving a fuck doesn't go far enough. A bakers fuck has an inverse relationship to a bakers dozen. Where a bakers dozen includes one extra, a bakers fuck includes one less. Hence, not giving a bakers fuck is giving even less fucks than usual.

The delivery is very important. You must always have a slight pause after the bakers and heavily emphasize the fuck.

Steve: Dude, this new vegan protein shake really hit the spot.

Zach: I don't give a bakers fuck about your vegan protein.

by zackgee March 23, 2016

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i don't give a flying fuck

Not a single floating fuck was given.

Bitches: OMG... I just uploaded the pic of my lunch on instagram so everyone knows what im eating.
ME: I don't give a flying fuck. Either should everyone else.

by chiet December 11, 2013

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I don't give a rats fuck

Not giving a fuck, especially that of rats. Not the even lowest fucks were given. You really do not give a fuck.

Did you hear about their break up??
No I don't give a rats fuck.

by Ratman6969 February 28, 2013


i don't give a single fuck

Stronger meaning of "I don't give a fuck."

A: Your ex-girlfriend slept with another guy in Class.
B: I don't give a single fuck! (well, you actually do)

by Fornicras November 25, 2013

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