twi-fi

All of the information, facts, and details surrrounding not only the movie of Twilight, but its actors/actresses as well.

Person one: Omg, did you know that Taylor Lauther was in "Shark Boy and Lava Girl" before Twilight? And Robert is-

Person two: Girl, quit it with the twi-fi.

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Wi-fi

sexual intercourse

Girl1: i saw Carrie yesterday with a guy. They went inside the motel.
Girl2: what did they do in a motel?
Girl1: duh??thay had wi-fi.

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Semper Fi

Chinese for "I have a limp dick."

I just boned my DI. He's hot. Now I have a Semper Fi

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fi-swiping

Using your neighbors wi-fi so you don't have to pay for wireless internet.

By fi-swiping from the apartment next door, Jim could almost affort to stop illegally downloading MP3's

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Simper Fi

Loyal to someone or something, but in a phony self-serving way.

Lots of celebrities and socialites act fawningly attentive to their significant others, but it often is just Simper Fi --- they don;t really care for da other person; they just wanna make him feel special so dat HE will go making THEM feel special and pampered.

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Lo-fi

Straight vibing.

Tyrone Love: My nigga be straight up vibing to this Lo-fi shit

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Semper Fi

Motto of the US Marines. It means "Kill them all and let God sort them out."

Just semper fi these niggers. We're late for the Klan meeting.

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