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A measurement of time according to Frieza from Dragon Ball Z.
When he sets namek to blow up, it takes 7 episodes to blow up.
30 minutes an episode, that is 3hours 30 mins for 5 minutes to pass in Frieza Time:
1 Frieza second = 42 Frieza seconds
1 Frieza minute = 42 Frieza minutes
1 Frieza day = 42 Frieza days
1 Frieza year = roughly 42 Frieza years
Jake: I'll just be a min you pranny!
Henry: That was more than a minute Jake!
Jake: I meant 1 Frieza Minute!
Henry: Oh, you meant Frieza Time!
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A massive orgy with women over 70 only in July before they got to sleep at 5PM
Bro during last gammy time my nuts fucking exploded and one of those wrinkly cheeks engulfed them. *Derived from: "grandma summer"
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Something that people often say when they talk about the past or something in the past, usually a few years back. The good old days when there were fewer things to worry about and less complex technology.
I remember hanging out with my old friends, playing Half-Life on the computer, and when Urban Dictionary was first created, simpler times!
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Violet time is the time to be violated.
Violate me, in the violet time,
In the vilest way that you know!
Desecrate, savage me
Utterly ravage me
On me no mercy bestow.
Maude didn't go out with Harold. It was violet time.
IIIIIIIIIIITS PUNIIIIISHEMENT TIIIME
Monokuma: IT'S PUNISHMENT TIME!
A suffix to be applied to the answer whenever a member of the opposite sex asks you the time and it falls on the hour. As in 9 o'clock, time for cock.
NB. Not to be used on family members or really old / young members of opposite sex, please
Example 1
Girl: Hey, what time is it?
Guy: It's 10 o'clock...time for cock.
Girl: Cool
Example 2
Guy: Yo, do you know what time it is?
Girl: Sure i do, it's 9 o'clock, time for cock!
Guy: Awesome
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A dog that is created to restore space-time by offsetting temporal paradoxes.
If you experience strong feelings of deja vu one day and are seeing an unusual amount of dogs everywhere, it is very likely that one or more of the dogs are time paradogs.
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