Ian

A Sociopath who believes he is more intelligent than what he actually is. Ians have a tendency of not being able to maintain friendships and relationships due to his complete lack of empathy and inability to act within acceptable parameters of social constructs.
Ians will offer their opinions on any subject, no matter how little they actually know about the topic at hand. Because of this, Ians feel that they are the only correct person and also the most intelligent no matter how much contrary information is presented to prove them gravely incorrect.

1) "Did you hear the BS coming out of that guy's mouth last night at the party? He was a total Ian!
2) "He had a really nice girlfriend but he made an Ian of himself and now it's over.

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Ian

I·Am·Not

Means "I can't" "I ain't" or "I won't"

"Ian finna do that"

"Ian one of them dudes you can just dog out"

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Ian

A giant,
Likes cousins,
Ian's enjoy starbucks,
Like to help people,
On the rebound,

Getting old,
Looks like a twin,
Has a touch of the downs,
Ians are amazing :)

Ah look at that little boy... he has a touch of Ian's. So sad.

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Ian

Another name for a big time fag with a big time head

That guy definitely looks like a Ian.

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Ian

A gay basterd that complains over everything and has no of very little friends.

Ian was found on the side of the road.

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Ian

No one likes Ians. they are the worst type of humans ever. they also have the worst name ever and I mean imagine having a lid then naming it Ian. usually very unintelligent and have terrible political views. ian’s are awful.

Ian is the worst ever

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Ian

The kind of guy who will constantly nag at you about all your flaws. He will constantly remind you of how you do nothing right and that he knows everything about everything. He will tell you he loves you but will mentally brek you down over and over again until you believe that you are worthless. He will disrespect you as if you were his enemy. He will criticize every aspect of everything you do until your entire personality changes and you become a miserable self loathing depressed blob of your former self. If you have an Ian please before its too late get rid of him he will break you down shred your soul and shatter your heart to the point of you never being able to love another man ever.

Ian lied to me again. He was still talkimg to that whore even tho he knew it would upset me.

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