The kind of a guy that does not mind if you shit on his chest or face. The guy that will dry hump your leg and leave a cum stain. The kind of guy that will fuck a monkey for fun.
That the definition of an Ian.
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A specific faux pas where in a fervor, one inexplicably says the wrong thing to the wrong person, making one's life far more difficult.
Friend 1: "Did you not realize your boss was standing right there?"
You: "Nope. Why did I have to go ian that up?"
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A very smart person. Also Ian is the smartes person in the world
Wow he is very smart. He must be an Ian!
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man1-"who the hell is that lil bitch in maia's bed"
man2-"that's ian, he's a bitch but maia seems to like him"
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An uncool hyperactive annoying jerk that takes comebacks and somehow makes them bad
your and Ian
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A little whore who likes playing Minecraft and has a little dick in comparison to the smallest dick in the world.
Usually likes to sucking dick of various men and it has been exposed for being zoophilic and that his actions will never stop.
He's also autistic.
Me: You're my fucking slave nigger
My Nigga: You're such an Ian
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