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What has my life come to?

That thought that runs through your mind as you are vigorously masturbating your micropenis to a weird hentai video or other obscene pornography, while your seven chins shine with all the sweat you have built up, that makes you stop stoking it and weep to yourself while contemplating suicide.

During his 7th j.o. session to incest tentacle hentai, in one day of course, Steve looked down at all his dirty plates, cum tissues, foreclosure notices, and shitty attempts at drawing his "waifu", and thought to himself "What has my life come to?" He then rocked back and forth in his underwear on the floor contemplating death the whole time before crying himself to sleep. Suicide depressed

by Lord Manatee July 19, 2017

45๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


your not back in my life

Yes

Your not back in my life be my boyfriend

by Slappppy March 13, 2020

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My Life with The Thrill Kill Kult

Awesome Industrial Rock dance band from Chicago. Some of their best songs include "A Daisy Chain 4 Satan", "Kooler Than Jesus", "Nervous Xians"/"After the Flesh", and "The Days of Swine and Roses". Very energetic and sexy lives shows.

I saw My Life with The Thrill Kill Kult last night. Wicked show man.

by GaaraoftheDamned October 14, 2012

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get the fuck out my life

To go away n have nothin to do with me

Get the fuck out my life a never wanna see you again

by Samyullll September 2, 2017

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You Dont Know My Life

A typical saying when someone trys to diss you

Lori: James, why do you have so many hair products??
James:..YOU DONT KNOW MY LIFE

by K-Roth December 18, 2005

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live my life on my sleeve

This expression is a bit synonymous to wearing your heart on your sleeve. It means to live your life freely for everybody to see who you truly are, without being pretentious and aloof.

You know me, Chris! I live my life on my sleeve!

by K_K_B April 12, 2017


why is my life so bad

my life in a nutshell; bad

Why is my life so bad? Max said.

by my life stinks February 14, 2020