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2 dudes that hang out occasionally because their girlfriends are best friends
You guys are hanging out on Saturday again?
Ya, we're not best friends or anything, he's just my homie-in-law
The immutable law that the higher a person climbs the corporate ladder the more useless they become to common business & management tasks. Named after Jeffery Skilling of Enron fame.
"Why is Bob the VP asking everybody who there are doing?"
"Joyce the Deptartment head is off this week. He told her he'd look after things while she's gone."
"OMG don't let him do anything while he's here. That man is the personification of Skilling's Law."
A corporate law put in place to ensure that no one messes with the man himself.
Dude, don't fuck with that shit. Fosburg Law will destroy your life.
A person that misquotes and makes up their own laws as they go.
My neighbor said I needed a permit to barbecue on my own property; I guess it's a new Bob's Law !
Pronunciation: \ˈstä-lōnes\ \'lo\
Function: noun
A law of physics, (not unlike Murphy's Law), stating that in the event a main character is being shot at by any amount of bad guys, the main character has a better chance of killing all the bad guys than the bad guys have of killing him.
Friend: "That guy just killed like 50 people! How did he do that?"
You: "Stallone's Law."
A scientific principle that states that anything longer than it is wide can be considered a phallic symbol. Originated by Professor D. Wang
Person A: Do you notice anything kind of suggestive about these breadsticks?
Person B: Wang's Law, man
When you have an expression with many different terms and you want to find the sum at a very large of said terms. If you have a few terms that grows so immensely faster then everything else, you can write off the small ones as irrelevant and only focus on the bigger ones (Created by Wifies on YouTube)
Lets say we're trying to find out about all of the organisms on the planet. Because there's just so many more bacteria than there is anything else, we can use Fies' Law and just not include all of the almost extinct organisms (Since It wouldn't affect the number that much)
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