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Internet

The place where man are man, woman are man, and little girls are FBI agents

9yosexygurl: Hello guys ! I'm new to the internet
ilikeyoung: Y helo thar ...
9yosexygurl: BUSTED

by k0b13r February 27, 2007

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internet

the internet is where awhole bunch of people get sucked into and very rarely return they gradually turn in to lifeless fruits

damn where'd everyone go?the internet.shit there's enough fruits in this world already

by janette wall July 2, 2003

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internet

a place to look at naked photographs of the opposite sex - replaces dirty magazines of the 60's and 70's while the resulting action taken in private remain identical.

ex. - "Hey man, wanna go downtown to pick up some chicks?!"
- "Nah.. I got internet."

by Ted January 5, 2004

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internet

Boobiez, drugz, bombz and IRC.

by Anonymous May 25, 2003

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internet

Something that allows people to pay money to look at advertisements for products they'll never buy while calling each other 'asshats.'

by Baller July 7, 2003

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internets

The possessive form of the word internet; An internet that appears to belong to an individual.

I hax ur internets, n00b.

Jerry, get off your internets and do some damn work.

by Wooden Jesus August 19, 2007

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internet

Home of the pale thin nerd kids of America.

The internet has bred a new generation of worthless turds.

by super duper pooper scooper June 28, 2003

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