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to place one's testicles in the anus of your lover and then insert your penis in her vagina while she is lying perpendicular to the floor resting only on her shoulders and neck (her ass is up in the air).
Tyrone gave that bitch an inverted anal teabag with a sausage surprise and then called her a dirty ho.
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when a guy tucks his pinger between his legs and GOES LIKE FUCK!!, pretending he is in a boat holding the rudder running round ballock naked making speedboat noises
"I feel like a break from the normal chug this evening, time to tuck this bursting bricker between these legs and motorboat my badself until the cows come home :-)"
bricker pinger ballock naked inverted tail boner rudder hudder
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when you jack a hawaiian off and when he cums catch it and slap him in the face with it.
gary just gave me double inverted hi-c rudebayga last night it was fucking crazy.
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The perverted retard decided that it would be a good ideas to search up what a Dubble-sided Inverted Purple Rotating Dildo would be
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I just upgraded to OSX Lion 10.7, I own a normal fucking mouse (Intellimouse), not some "magic-harry-potter" mouse, and I hate invented scrolling - in fact, trouble is that I cannot find a way to change it.
When I go to "System Preferences" - "Mouse" .. there's nothing. When I go to "System Preferences" - "Microsoft Mouse"; guess what? NOT A FUCKING THING.
So gents and ladys, how do I get rid of this piece of shit so I can fucking scroll as I've been doing for the last two decades?
Jesus-fucking-Christ, fuck you, Steve!
Oh, and to you out there, who answers this question: THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR KINDNESS!
How can I remove inverted scrolling in OSX Lion with a normal (NO MAGIC MOUSE) mouse? Apple inverted / natural scrolling - I want it to GO AWAY
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A penis that looks like a vagina
Do you have an inverted penis?
A penis kicked so hard that it gone into the body.
Person 1 : Man someone kicked me so hard.
Person 2 : Do you have an inverted penis?
Person 1 : Yeah ...