Not Gonna Lie

A phrase used to communicate that the associated statement is candid, honest, and open. It is commonly used among hipsters and those in our culture assigned to defining what is cool, reaching the pinnacle of its use in late february of 2010.
"her makeup is out of control, not gonna lie"

"not gonna lie, your profile pic looks like an eharmony ad"

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Lie Hole

A politician's mouth, it will say whatever you want to hear... until it gets elected.

"Shut your Lie Hole newt we all know your not going to do shit about the economy."

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don't lie

A code used when putting a friend on the spot. It implies that you want your friend to lie, usually to cover up something the former shouldn't say.

Kevin: Harry! Harry! Real quick, don't lie. Where we comin' from?

Harry: Man, you was with dat bitch with da fat ass.

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a beautiful lie

1 An album by 30 Seconds to Mars.
2 A lie told by the men Beyoncé and Shakira describe as beautiful liars.
3 A pretty bed or couch.
4 The word `lie` emblazoned in pretty letters on a surface.

-looks at wall
That`s a beautiful lie.

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Ex-lie

The lies and Ex tells about you because he/she is a bitter twisted freak because you dumped him/her or have moved on faster then he/she would like. (You know what I am talking about Matt!!!)

Here are some ex-lies

Ex "I broke up with her she is gutted a real mess" (yeah right as if mate!!)

Ex "I am going to tell you new Fella you were cheating on him on the weekend to break you up." (There is no way in the world I would do that he is wonderful no one else comes close & he knows that. I only cheated on you because I wanted out and to get caught so you would listen to me when I said it was over)

Ex "Your boyfriend has been threatening me" (Yeah right he doesn't even know who you are! Thats how insignificant you are)

Ex "I know where you live now"
Later in the same threatening conversation Ex "I will follow you home from work to find out where you live" (Thought you already said you knew! Well I know where you live and now so do the police so harrass me again and I will have you arrested!

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meta lie

Lying about lying.

"Have you ever lied to me?"

"No."

"That's a lie!"

"It's only a meta lie..."

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bullshit lie

A term created by the infamous #neo-geo chat room (now defunct). A pop culture icon.

This whole neo-geo.com is bullshit lie!

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