work head

A term for when the kind of work you do almost totally consumes your mind and so you take it home with you.

I’m sitting down to a lovely dinner and my work head has me in knots!

Bean Work

It is a type of job, usually consisting of working with beans.

"What sort of work do you do?"
"Bean Work"

Work Mouth

A form of self-censorship practiced at work to avoid offensive or cuss words. Typically includes cuss-replacements you learned from your grandma. Potentially embarrassing if accidentally used outside of work at parties or in the company of your drunk friends.

May also be used in the company of grandparents, teachers, preachers, and others who disapprove of cussing.

Does not apply to all professions. Musicians and construction workers have no need for a work mouth.

At work:
-Did you just say fuck?
-Yeah, sorry. I forgot to use my work mouth.

At a party:
-Did you just say fiddlesticks?
-Yeah, sorry. I still have my work mouth on.

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head work

usually means oral sex,

Her body aint all that,but the head work was tight.hehe

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working hard or hardly working

similar to are we having fun yet?, a ridiculous and stupid phrase coined by would-be witty people who cannot be funny so they toss around catch phrases they hear.

working hard, or hardly working? ha!

you are an imbacil. we reserve the right to refuse service. we are exercising that right as of now. get the fuck out of my store.

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work poop

Getting paid to drop off a load. Best shit ever

I took two work poops today at Sound World.

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spec work

Spec work (short for speculative) is any job for which the client expects to see examples or a finished product before agreeing to pay a fee.

The client wasn't satisfied with the job so the designer didn't get his fee, because he agreed to do spec work.

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