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He is a player, but when he falls in love, he is silly putty! He doesn’t like girls who try hard and he’s a heartbreaker. He goes well with girls named Madi.
Madi: hi Jacob!
Jacob: *im in love!* Hi Madi!
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Some fool that says “mmm no”
A lot
Kid: ayy Jacob you good at this
Jacob: mmm no
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a dumb bitch with blonde curky hair usually also a stoner
omg dont be a jacob
Jordan was acting like a jacob yesterday
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A person with qualities that make him extremely fucking gay just an abundance of homosexuality balled up into one person who can only be described as one of the munchkins from the wizard of oz. Also extremely fucking gay, and short as shit, and likes horse cock in his bumbhole.
That jacob sure is a queer
Yeah, he's pretty big bitch and is really fucking short.
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A real fucken asshole, the worst guy ll ever meet, his breathe always stinks, hes hair hair is stinky and oily, he is overly hairy, hes an aussie gronk
"whats that fat fuck gronks name?" "oh thats jacob"
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A Jacob is a egotistical bastard who thinks he funny and all that but he is really just a son of a punk and a bitch too nobody wants to be friends with him
Yo look its jacob that bitch.
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A guy that will bump a lot of alcohol from you and never pay you back. Every time you go out you'll always end up buying him from shots to bottles of vodka and jack Daniels.
Jacob: *is seen in anvils with a bottle of jack Daniels*
Person no.1: I can bet 5 euro that he didn't even pay 1c of that bottle.
Person no.2: do you think hes that cheap.
Valentina: THATS MY FUCKIN JACK DANIELS
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