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Jens-Jakob is the absolute essence of the homosexual population. Where ever he goes, he shall cream every homoerotic person in sight. However, this is not Jens-Jakob's fault. He simply just looks too gay for people to comprehend, so their natural instinct naturally is to ejaculate. He is also a master in the art of drawing dicks, which he attends to every day after breakfast.
Some people call him a madman.
"Oi! I think I just creamed my bloody pants!"
"Yeah, so did I. Probably because of Jens-Jakob over there."
"Ahh yeah you're right. I'm feeling blasted at the sight of that lad."
a dude who thinks that drugs and alcohol make him smarter.He also is a DICKHEAD.
imma jakob dötsch fuck you dude
At George’s wedding, Jakob Njos hits on his cousins, making him “Chief of Horney Police”
a cool/gay person in your life that has the name jakob
yo bro did you hear that jakob styrer
yeah bro
When you put a rubber band around a horses balls so your friend Jakob gets kicked
we pulled a jakob's horse the other day, it was wild
Wow you're at least 1 Jakob Lukas August Demeulemeester tall!
Jakob Beelik is a kind and very hot attractive guy who will date any girl he can and will then try to get laid. He can sometimes be pretty humorous but also dis respectful at times. He is only a bit responsible when it comes to decision making so think twice before doing something with him. But for real he is a nice guy with a large sexy beast ass when you think of it but the problem is he is a bit autistic when he goes shopping so don't take him shopping. He is also scared of the sun because he think he's a vamire. But when it's fun time he fights hard with his 1 incher cock.