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One that is a master in the Anal Arts.
Joe is always getting women to let him in the back door. He must be some kind of Brown Eye Jedi or something.
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the ability to make a cock hard by telepathy from across the room
Much like a Jedi mind trick, my cock instantly rose to attention because she was in the room and I sensed she was thinking about it...a worthy Jedi cock trick.
A method of persuasion that works as well on Earth between Star Wars Fans as it does in the greater Galactic Empire. SW fans will go against their better judgment to participate in the trick.
True Story:
Video Store Clerk: I see you are renting Episode I.
Renter: You will not charge us for this rental.
Video Store Clerk: I will not charge you for this rental.
Renter: And you will waive our late fee from last week.
Video Store Clerk: I will waive your late fee from last week.
Another True Story:
Officer: Do you mind telling me where the fire is?
Speeder: I'm trying to get to the opening of Episode III.
Officer: Then I can understand your hurry, but you really need to slow down.
Speeder (waving hand): You will not write me a ticket.
Officer: I will not write you a ticket.
Speeder: You will thank me for wearing my seatbelt.
Officer: Thank you for wearing your seatbelt.
Speeder: I can go about my business.
Officer: You can go about your business.
Speeder: Move along.
Officer: Move along.
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When a woman uses her pussy as leverage during a(n) conflict/argument.
Ricky: "I'm not smoking weed anymore bro."
Ant: "Why?"
Ricky: "Linzy, says it's a turn off and makes my dick soft."
Ant: Dude, she's playing Jedi mind clit on you!"
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To fuck with someone's mind in the style of the Jedi
"Donnie, you're a rube"
"No, I'm not!"
Exercising of the jedi mind fuck
"Wow, I am a rube"
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A drinking game played with two people at a time and can consist of tournaments, though this is not recommended. Two players have both a six-shot nerf gun and a plastic lightsaber. The player with the nerf gun stands a good distance away from the player with the lightsaber just far enough so that it becomes quite difficult to dodge the dart. (Distances may vary due to the strength of the nerf gun, however 20 feet is a normal distance) The player with the nerf gun fires six times at the player with the plastic lightsaber and the player with the lightsaber must dodge or block the dart. For every time the player with the lightsaber is hit, he or she must take a drink. Once the player with the nerf gun uses his six shots, both players must trade the gun and the lightsaber and repeat the process. The game goes on until a player gets hit six times in a row in one round, in which he has to finish all of his drink and another.
We're playing the Jedi Drinking Game at the party tonight
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An individual who exhibits self-control when confronted with a booty-call opportunity, regardless of the level of inebriation.
"My ex called last night at 2 trying to come over. I'm a booty-call jedi, though: I was horny and wasted but I still told her to skank off."
also
"I hooked up with Jhumpa last night, and I'm worried about tonight. Beer leads to drunkenness, drunkenness leads to horniness, horninness leads to the booty-call. Booty-call jedi will I be, I vow not to call her and risk the clap again."
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