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A highway that gets a lot of salt put on it in the winter.
The county plow trucks are out spreading salt and making road jerky.
Mediocre handjob while rocking whiskey dick.
After a night out with the boys my girl gave me a boozy jerky.
n.1 low-hanging and dry labia.
n.2 arm coverings made of dried meat.
n.1 The hooker by the bar opened up her legs and i could see her jerky sleeves.
n.2 I had my grandma knit me some jerky sleeves out of the beef that i brought home.
The act of masturbating under your covers to the point of being so hot that you sweat, and are forced to rush your orgasm so you can resurface for fresh air.
"I tried a sweaty jerky last night before bed, and thought I was going to pass out from the heat."
A move typically used by men’s running clubs, the beef jerky backhander is best deployed when 3 or more runners are occupying the same shower together after they’ve hit the pavement & busted out a ‘PB’. The move allows the user to pleasure the man behind him in the shower by placing his hand backwards and jerking the beef of his running companion. Purists often wait until later into the shower so that the skin of the erect penis shrivels in the heat and resembles actual beef jerky.
“Man, I showered with the dragons at lunch and One of them gave me a beef jerky backhander without lube. Apparently he wanted that beef aged.”
Naturally mummified strips of human flesh, especially the labia.
Karen passed away while sunbathing in the nude.
Now that bitch's pussy is some Sun Jerky.
When she’s not in the mood or dry in the vaginal area.
Damn my girl has have been having hella crotch jerky lately she’s s never in the mood.