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Likes white girls named savannah, and lives in butler, has reddish black hair, brown eyes and is a back boi. Broken up with a girl, but got together 2 weeks later
Girl(Savannah): Hey Jesse!
Jesse: Sksksk and I oop- Hi!
VERB : to be super excited; basically be adoorrable!; make and execute sudden plans for everyone, thereby creating happy memories; to be cheerful and cheer everyone else around; source of happy vibes
"so what have you been upto all weekend ?"
"Nothing much.. just jessing around"
Getting over-served with alcohol and subsequently drunk dialing all your ex-girlfriends, current girlfriends, and friends. Often without realizing you are doing it.
My phone records suggest I got f'ing jessed last night.
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To accidentally add far too much seasoning to a piece of food, such as by unscrewing a bottle's lid that is meant to flip open, and yet continuing eating the piece off food regardless of how painful or disgusting it may have become.
That's a huge mound of crushed red pepper you got there...you pulled a Jess didn't you? Wait...you're still eating it?
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The best boy in the in the world he is handsome. he can get all the girls he want but he's not a hoe just letting you know so have fun if you can get close to him it's awesome everyone Loves one
Jesse is the most handsome boy ever!!!
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A unique guy,cute, hilarious, tall with pretty eyes. A Jesse is very talented especially in music and is mature for his age. He loves to game and memes. Jesse is very hard to read and not easy to understand, so if you do you will love him. Jesse’s have been through a lot, but overcome it because they are strong. They are loyal friends who will protect you, jesses don’t let a lot of people get close to them so if you are your lucky. A lot of girls are drawn to Jesse, but Jesse only is drawn to one unique special girl rarely. Jesse’s have a great sense of humor that normal people might find weird. Jesse’s are sometimes perverted but only to make you laugh . jesse’s see the deep meaning in things, and try to help others. Jesse’s have a lot of patience , are very kind, generous and are afraid to hurt others ( if you get a Jesse really mad you had crossed a line). If you tell Jesse a secret he will keep it and not tell anyone EVER.
If you get a Jesse as a friend keep them
Jesse is a great person to tell your secrets
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Metrosexual charming guy. All love him but he's too much of a cocky bastard to choose just one girl. He's got to have at least 4 of them. He's musical and talented but short and childlike. Jesses tend to attract many people them with either their devastatingly good looks or their personality. You will never be disappointed when you've got a Jesse around. You might have to buy him some boots to make up for his height. Jesses overall are pretty cool.
"He's a total Jesse you guys!"
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