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The practice of shaving ones pubes, secreting them and then throwing them over the face of a girl after administrating ejaculation onto said face. The ejaculate forms an adhesive which the pubes stick to. This maybe accompanied shouts of SHAZAAM or CONGRATULATIONS
Can also be employed as an insult
"Dude! I completely JIZZ WOOKIED her last nite!"
"Howard your such a JIZZ WOOKIE!"
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Similar to a pearl necklace, a jizz watch is when you cum on a girls wrist and it looks like a watch. First heard on the song uptown funk.
I like to cum on time, so I gave my girl a jizz watch.
-ZNA
Don't believe me, jizz watch
-Uptown Funk
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the first piss a man takes after ejaculation. the beginning of the piss will have some of the ejaculation in it before the actual urine comes out
he took a wizzy jizz after blowing a load on his girlfriends back while sleeping
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When you haven't seen your woman in so long that you bust such a major cum flood all over her that she needs a breathing apparatus.
Also, you should make sure she has a lifejacket as she will probably be swimming in a few months worth of jizz when you bust a nut... At least give the girl a jizz snorkel.
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Slang word to define the male "penis".
Met this filthy whore last night and fucked her with my jizz pistol. It was locked, cocked and ready to rock.
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Sperm which is realised in a public place.
E.g sperm in a changing room, can be referred to public Jizz
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The act of ejaculating on a woman's neck, preferably a woman who has alot of fat flabby skin, similar to a turkey.
That old wrinkly hag didn't deserve a facial, so I gave her a Jizz Gizzard instead.
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