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John

FAT ASS WHO LIKES TO TAKE OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY,FOOD WHENEVER HE HAS THE CHANCE. SWEATS A LOT AND IS EASILY TRIGGERED/SALTY

Jack: Hey John
John: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT BITCH

by Flavber June 12, 2017

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John

A John is a person in his 50s with hair similiar to homer simpson and is usually a Bucktee.

Aye bruh you see that John over there?

Bro u should lay off em xans got u looking like a john.

by Sam&Jamaals August 3, 2018

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John

John
Stand: killer queen
A tall fat kid with a jojoโ€™s obsession

Look at that cunt John

by JohnWAJojoโ€™sObsession July 18, 2018

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John

The sweetest guy youโ€™ll ever meet. He is smart even though he might not always show it. He is tall, tan-ish, has dirty blonde or brown hair (usually longer)
John loves the outdoors and exercise, he has bright green/blue eyes and an adorable smile. He is awkward, funny and kind. He is handsome though you might not be sure why. You have a hard time not falling for him.

Girl 1: John is so funny

Girl 2: I think heโ€™s so handsome and adorable!

by Kermitthefrickinpig April 19, 2018

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John

John (sometimes referred to as 'Johnny' by close companions) is a good genuine guy with a sense of humor. He's tall, has brown hair, good looking, and is one of the very last truly masculine guys among his generation. He's thoughtful, caring, down to earth, wise/mature for his age, and you can have fun with him. He'll always hold the door for the lady and he's great on a fancy date, but he can also do a plumbing job himself and will gladly go adventuring in a Jeep. John will keep to the morals and values he knows to be true and divine no matter what.

"I think that's John over there in the distance....yep, it's him. Hey John! What's up?!"

by That Living Human June 4, 2019

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John

a perfect name for a puppy !

( according to a tweet by Louis William Tomlinson )

Louis, look ! I got a puppy !!
- What did you name it ?
John of course ! :D

by strawberrykat April 30, 2021

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John

A nice guy. He will always stick up for you when you're sad or happy! He's hardworking and has lots of friends. John has short black hair, in a cool way.

Guy 1: Wow John isn't even going to have a snack break??
Guy 2: Yup, that's John a very hardworking guy.

by Annoying Josh May 28, 2019

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