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When one smacks or punches a man in the groin i.e. nuts.
Hit your friend in the nuts and say " You just got Johnson Smacked bitch!"
A dance that consists of putting both hands in the air, bends his knees, arches and persistantly shakes buttocks onto unsuspecting patrons.. Usually performed by the drunk one of the group.
Dude! Why did you bring Justin? Now he is going to do the butt johnson!
Is the hottest shitpost community commenter. And she deserves more recognition. Also she’s a Jade West wannabe.
Did you guys see Graceann Johnson’s comment it was funny as heck and low key based.
The female version of booty call.
Derek, don't take this call for more than it is. It's strictly a johnson call. Just bring your johnson.
One of the best wide receivers in the world. Also known as "Ocho Cinco".
Chad Johnson was fined 5,000 for wearing ocho cinco on his jersey, which is pocket money to him.
Silly harlot who fucks you then sues you. Yes, she did go to law school.
Wow, you're really acting like Katy Johnson.
The sock you use when there are no tissues available in times of need (of busting a nut). In other words, a plan B that is literally the worst possible option
I was out of condoms, so I had to use a Boris Johnson