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Fuckheads with no musical talent whatsoever, who are similar to Britney Spears and Miley Cyrus in three different ways.
1. They have no talent.
2. They continue to destroy music in America.
3. They are women.
They are posers who stink at the guitar.
Idiotic 8 year old Jonas Brothers Fan: I love the Jonas Brothers!
True Metallica/Guns and Roses/Jimi Hendrix/Led Zeppelin fan: You're an idiot, little girl. You have no clue about music, and neither do any of the Jonas Brothers fans from ages 8-16.
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There are four known definitions:-
1) OMJ theyr sooooooooooooo hawt theyre da best musicans EVA n if u dnt lyk em ur jst jelos
2) Synonyms for 'faggot'
3) Talentless boy band that have been ruthlessly exploited by the new Disney to sell sex to young straight girls and gay boys. A stain on the honour of Walt Disney.
4) Synonyms for 'paedophile'
1) "OMJ did u c the Jonas Brothers concert last nite theyre soooo hawt & gorjus etc. ..."
2) "He's such a Jonas Brother, dude."
3) "If only Disney stopped making Jonas Brothers. BRING BACK THE MOUSE MOTHERFUCKERS!"
4) "Oh Lord, that old guy's looking at me weirdly, I hope he's not a Jonas Brother..."
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A bunch of donkey ass-raping cock munchers and faggots. Their fanbase consists of rabid cock-wielders a.k.a. little immature girls who don't know what music is or what rock is. These butt-pirate fag machines frequently give each other anal backstage. If you have a f*cking brain, you don't like these bag-slapping, disney raping, shit-sucking, cum drinking, homos. F*ck! People, do you know what music is anymore?!?!?!?! These f*cking chastity loving queers are sucking some major cock and yet many do not seem to notice.
Anything Disney is already an epic fail and is scarred for life.
These queers don't play anything in the "rock" genre and yet their fans think they do.
The typical Jonas Brothers fan has a massive shit-covered dick up their ass.
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Bonus Jonas refers to the oh so adorable youngest Jonas Brother, Frankie Jonas. Frankie is not in the Jonas Brothers, but in his own band Hollywood Shakeup. He is 7 years old. His birthday is September 28. He is often seen tagging along either backstage, or amongst the audience with his parents.
Bonus Jonas also has been misconstrewed by Disney Channel as Jonas Brothers "bouns features"...in other words, showing behind the scenes Jonas stuff/Q&A
OMJ!!! I just saw the Bonus Jonas!!! He's so adorable!!!
OMJ!!! Did you just see that Bonus Jonas time??? Kevin's laugh in that segment made me laugh hysterically!!!
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1. Any of the three Jonas Brothers
2. Groups of Pre-Teen fangirls who insist touching each other each time the see the "Joe Bros"
1. Nick, Kevin, and Joe AKA the Jonas Brosexuals
2. *scene: its a sleep over with a bunch of preppy girls watching the jonas brothers on their ipods*
Girls 1-9: OMGeeZ I LOVE the JONAS BROS. *comenses in touching each other*
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