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A man who takes his first name seriously. It may mean Gods gift (to the world), but the largely self-deluded man with an insufferable overbearing physique to match, will love himself much more than anyone around him.
He generally has a face like a slapped arse but parades it around like he's best-in-show at Crufts.
That prick is a colossal Jonathan
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Gayest guy you will ever meet. Will turn down going out with friends to suck a fat cock or get his gay ass rammed. Talks alot of shit but can't back it up. Too gay for his own good.
Person 1: why didn't Jonathan come out tonight?
Person 2: I invited him but her chose to suck cock instead.
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I A boy who is very bright and his nick name is Ghandi junior(that’s his grand dad)he also banged out Omar that noodle air idiot who can’t afford a trim and he waits for a whole year to get one
HeJonathan
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Too tall for girls. Takes too many showers. Listens to his ipod 24/7. Loves green even though blue > green anytime.
Is Jonathan at American Eagle?
Duhhh!
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a retard or a freakin' wise guy who thinks he is so hip by pretending to be a "nice guy" in the manner of a 2-year-old who stuck a thumb up his ass.
Gemma: Dude, some freakin' wise guy who thinks he's so rad named "jonathan" just sent me a text message out of the cold! 0_o
Gemma's bf: Babe, he's probably a retard with a mind of a 2-year-old that needs to stick a thumb up his ass.
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A gay man who loudly supports Republican candidates (i.e. Bush II or Trump) or Christianity while knowing that such people want him dead. A drunk, lonely reject who tries to pose as an upper middle class person by voting Republican. He may also make racial comments and otherwise follow right wing nonsense including telling others they are going to hell. A self-loathing shitbag who is depends on government housing, medicaid or food stamps while voting Republican.
Can you believe he said that God will never forgive me? He's such a Jonathan.
All he does is smoke and complain about other races- what a Trump loving Jonathan.
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pew pew. a boy who is NOT kate's best friend.
oh wow did you hear! kate's best friend is NOT Jonathan!!!
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