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An extremely funny comic book series by Jhonen Vasques(The maker of Invader Zim) about an artistically challenged man named Jonny who (guess what) kills people...and he ALWAYS gets away with it with the aid of his skilled tormentors(Read I Feel Sick 1 & 2. It reveals much more about Jonny's predicament.)Over all a good and hillarious read. And come on, people. Anything by Jhonen is great!!
In Jonny the Homocidal Maniac(JtHM), the police man says,"You wasted a perfectly good baby!!"
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A Jonny Cash Tribute is experienced the morning after excessive drinking and eating unusually hot food, usually laced with chilli etc. Involves long periods spent on the bog with red hot molten shite dripping out of your ring piece, leaving the sufferer with a 'Ring of Fire' i.e. stinging anus. Hence a tribute to Jonny Cash
"Christ I spent an hour on the bog this morning doing a Jonny Cash Tribute after last nights vindaloo"
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Someone who ruins the happy moment with some bad news.
I hate to be Mr. Jonny rain cloud here, but we the cops are breaking down the door.
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bruh i want him to abuse me the way he abuses his guitar mmm i love you jonny
“hey i want jonny fucking greenwood’s jaw line to slit my wrist so i can give him my blood so he can live for another 1,000 years”
“oknotok”
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an idiot going by the name of John Marsh who fingered his ex unsuspectedly up the wrong-un
Make it yourself, but beware, its messy
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when someone usually a young women and her friend spot a cute guy and instead of being so forward and just walking up to him and acknowledging he's cute(becuase some guys heads get really blown up if u do that) they pretend to reconize him then a conversation starts up and then the exchanging of the #'s.
kiki: hey loook at the guy hes kind of cute its time for the "jonny call".
lucy: he is "ok"
lucy:hey jonny hey jonny oh im sorry i thought u was someone else.whats your name?
kiki: u look so familiar
the guy: my name is chase what are you ladies doing tonight.
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A game created by Jonny and named after himself. It’s a simple card game that’s absolute dogwater.
Jonny: Dude do you wanna play Drive Drunk Jonny??
Logan: No that game is dogwater!!