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Hes that jersey kid who annoys the fuck out of you by ignoring everyone. However, if he did not do that then it wouldnt be him. All in all he is pretty chill and cool when he doesnt ignore you.
Friend: "Dude lets meet up with (person) at the movies.
Friend 2: "Its not worth it hes a jordan. He'll just ignore you"
jersey friend annoying
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Jordan is a funny and sweet guy. He will remember everything about you. If you tell him your birthday, he will remember. If you tell him to do something in an hour or so, he will remember. But he's only like that to people he really cares about. Jordan may seem really sad but more then not he's pretty happy when he's with the person he loves. If you break up with Jordan, be careful because he sees relationships as once you break up you guys might never talk again. He will be even more sad, and still he might be faking it, then before you two broke up. Jordan probably still wants to be friends but doesn't know how because he still probably likes you.
Girl: That guy is so funny and approachable!
Guy: I know right! I'm pretty sure his name is Jordan.
Girl: Now that I think about it, I think that is his name.
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Jordan is a beautiful young lady who has very bad temper but is fun to be around. She loves very hard and shes always ready for what ever comes towards her and her beauty is indescribable. She can be nice when she wants and she is very strong different type of grl
That's grl so fine shes must be Jordan 😍😘
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When your boobs are so on point that everybody stops what they're doing to say "damn!"; always looking jaw dropping good
"Yo do you see that fine chick over there?"
"Damn! She's hardcore jordaning today!"
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Although awesome in the sack there's not much else there.
Jordan: Let's have sex.
Girl: Hey Jordan, How are you?
Jordan: Let's have sex.
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when a girl's shirt rides up and her pale, unsexy love handle is exposed to the world
Whoa girl, pull down that shirt. You've got a major Jordan. No one wants to see that.
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