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Jose Cuervo and Sailor Jerry in one drink, no mixer, no subsitutes.
Yo, will pounded the shit out of that stoweaway jose, what a man.
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the most amazing girl you will ever meet, funny, caring, loving, beautiful, usually tall, fit, and very sexy. Is a man's best choice for a girlfriend because she is a very nurturing and devoted girlfriend. Loves romance, passion, but is also a freak in bed! Very sexual yet innocent, classy, humble, and honest at the same time. She is the epitome o f a true Lady. She may come off as annoying weird or phony at first, but when you get to know her you see her beautiful true colors shine as she is the complete oposite of any negative things.
Mj is the best, i wish she wanted me.
I want to bring Marie-Josee home to my family
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A city in Northern California; The heart of silicon valley, the 10th largest U.S. city, and one of the safest cities in the United States. Home to the San Jose Sharks, San Jose Stealth Lacrosse, and an annual Grand Prix. Awesome weather . . . a drive away from Tahoe, San Francisco, and the Monteray Bay. My hometown, and an great city.
Me: San Jose's pretty sick
Douche: What's San Jose?
Me: Fuck You
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He is the most incredible person in the entire universe. he has so many hopes and dreams even through he makes himself seem like a bad ass. he will make your heart melt and pretty much defines the word "soulmate" right down to the core. if you ever hurt him, it will end up hurting you so much more. big music person and loves to have adventures, and when he says it's forever, he means it and don't ever expect him to eventually give up because he won't if he really really wants it. will give you everything he promises and is very passionate. he is literally the most incredible and wonderful person you will every come to meet if you put as much effort into him as you want him to you, and it does take time to make him open up. he's a guardian angel.
Jose/Pepe soulmate, angel, unexplanatory, sweet and kind
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Jose Guilherme is a Brazilian hot mess! Usually dirty blonde. If you have one in your life, keep him! Jose is extremely kind and has a recognizable humor. His nickname is almost always Zé Gui. He is protective of the people he loves and has a passion for adventure. Jose Guilherme can be a little feisty and stressed, but has a big heart when he wants to. Don't expect Jose to follow others, he's one of a kind.
Ooooohhh!! Did you see that guy surfing Marcela? That must be a Jose Guilherme!
#BeAJoseGuilherme
When a girl is getting gangbanged by 2 guys and they decided to nut in both of her ears
Me and my boy were gangbanging this chick and we gave her a dirty Jose
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