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josiahs are the epitomy of eveil you woyuld only wish for your worst enemy to be named this
guy: i hate you
guy 2: shuttup josiah
A high and mighty jerk. Always toots his own horn. Always tells you he's better then you no matter what.
"Have you met Josiah"?
"Oh, not Josiah, he's an absolute jerk"
If ur name is Josiah ur a fucking goat. Follow all the goated mfs named Josiah on tiktok: yojosiahhh, fwagility, josiahtard
Josiah is goated
If you know someone who is unfortunate enough to be named Josiah, please send them to therapy. Josiah, is Jewish for “whale sperm”
Josiah are great. They will always be there to talk to you, even if it’s simple responses. Josiahs have a tendency to make up new words unknown to man and always have a funny response to cheer you up. They usually have black or brown hair and dark eyebrows, they like to wear simple clothing. Josiahs often have the best voice out of the group, such voice is like a quiet stream trickling through a forest. If you find a Josiah, they are kind and gentle humans, never take advantage of them.
random person: Hey, he's really sweet, he must be a Josiah
Josiah
The guy to steal you're heart with his charm, tricks, flirtyness, confidence and smile. He's always there for you and also really handsome. If you have a Josiah in your life you are truly blessed cause they're so loyal, compassionate and inspiring. They like to play lot's sports and video games due to their competitive natural but also like talking with people close to them in their free time. When you have a Josiah he doesn't disappoint so make sure to keep him close and don't get him on his bad side.
"Is that Josiah!?"
"Yeah, he's really cute."
"Should we go over?"
"Yeah he's very friendly :)"
Josiah's are the most amazing people ever. They love music and sports. A Josiah doesn't like to be with the crowd, but like being by themselves or with a smaller group. Josiah's love working together, and are very hard workers. They have dark brown to black colored hair, and hazel eyes. If you see him, he will be playing with animals BECAUSE HE LOVES THEM SO MUCH!! Josiah's love romance, so get ready to be in a steamy bath before long!! With a tussle of his hair, he will entice you and you will never want to look at anything ever again. They are most compatible with Libra or Leo. If you have a Josiah in your life, never let him go because you will regret for the rest of your life.
Person 1: Today I was feeling horrible and then Josiah came in.
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: He invited me over and we had the greatest time ever!!