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Juan Pablo

The sweetest, funniest person you will ever meet. The cutest, most handsome and loving person alive, he is so caring, smart and respectful, with high goals in life.

Juan Pablo

by Anonymous#1-10 June 26, 2017

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Uncle Juan

The Latin version of an "Uncle Tom", is a Latin American immigrant or person of Latin heritage who seeks to assert their "whiteness", whether inherited or aspirational, in order to privilege themselves above other members of the Latin immigrant community whom they deem inferior because of race or class.

This phenomenon can have many roots: historic racial & political divisions that were brought over from Latin America and which date back to the colonial era; a desire by some immigrants to "assimilate" and be thought of as "American"; long running feuds with the African-American community and other immigrant groups; or working-class resentments towards newly arrived immigrants viewed as competition in the labor market.

Gomez? Heard he voted Trump the last election. He's a total Uncle Juan.

by garcalej March 4, 2021


Juan Carlos

A man who has learned a lot from his past and is learning some more for the future. Juan Carlos is becoming wiser through the years and through his mistakes. He has a heart of fucking gold and is Learning to respond to it more and more. He loves doing the right thing so he’ll probably want to serve something bigger than himself. he can be a funny little cute jerk and naturally make you want to be spontaneous because he’s just a bad ass like that and loves to learn and expand his own knowledge. He has beautiful lips and a wonderful smile and eyes that will melt your heart and burn into your memory.

His voice is sexy deep >:) and he smells really good. You’ll miss him when he’s gone and if you let him go it’s because you know he’ll do great things because he is a bad A S S .

Whoa , Juan Carlos is so strong and smells really good ! hehe

Juan Carlos has an amazing calling , lift him up in prayer !

by fleur August 14, 2019

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Juan Ignacio

Juan Ignacio is one of the best people you will ever meet! He is nice, carrying, funny, knows how to listen and will give you the best advices!! He can be really romantic and a guy every girl would want to be with, but they won’t see this until he stops being shy and shows it. Juan Ignacio is the ultimate best friend who will always be by your side and there for you. He is really smart and it really shows in his humor and everything he does. He is a really strong person but doesn’t show it because of his calm nature

“Juan Ignacio is such a great friend

by Someone 2407 July 19, 2019

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A-million-to-Juan

The odds that a Mexican will ever be president of the United States. Not to be confused with Juan to Juan: the odds that if a Mexican is elected president, he will be named Juan.

Pedro: Hooray! Did you hear the news?
Hector: Si, Juan Alvarez is the new President Elect!
Pedro: Si, it was a-million-to-Juan shot!
Hector: Si!

by tedwilli9 December 7, 2008

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juan deag

alternate spelling of one-deag, the Counter-Strike term for killing someone with a deagle bullet to the face

dude: OH LET ME JUST CROUCH HERE IN TRAINYARD
randy: *kills dude with a deagle headshot*
randy: JUAN DEAG

by unasslayerofgods February 3, 2009

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Juan Out

To Juan Out means to consistently under-perform, be late or not show up to events. Inevitably there's always that one person who can't make it to the meeting, skips class, or struggles to do the bare minimum. Always must have that one...that juan's out.

Did Rob bring the beer to the pot luck like he said?

Nah man! And I just knew he wouldn't.

Ugh, just like Rob to Juan out.

by Musculado October 4, 2010