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The cutest, most caring, loving, beautiful, kind, funny, perfect human to ever live in the entire multiverse
I love you Kitty Rose
1) A male or female who complains alot
2) Something that is not going your way
3) NO!
1) "Willie, Why are you being so Hissy Kitty?"
2) "I got beat on NCAA, it was so Hissy Kitty."
3) Justin: "Do you wanna go do it?"
Buffy: Hissy Kitty Justin, Hissy Kitty"
When a woman has to refrain from sexual activity due to her menstrual cycle, her private area becomes engorged with blood and very moist...
"Hey Brad, you got me so horny and turned on during Aunt Flo's visit that now I have a Purple Kitty!"
Codeword derived from Waterdance's twitch tv stream meaning "The sound is choppy".
Once upon a time there was a streamer called Waterdance and in her computer,soon to arrive, lay a dormant helicopter kitty.
When she decided it was time to start streaming. The epicness of the stream woke the kitty and in a blinding rage it attacked, disrupting Waterdance's stream sound.
Although many regard the legend of helicopter kitty to be pure, unadulterated evil, some worship it as a kind of God, wary of it's powers.
The helicopter kitty is thought by many as mere legend but it was not quite defeated, but sealed away in the murky depths of Waterdance's computer.
Person 1: Oh no the sound is all choppy.
Water: Oh no, helicopter kitty is back...
Everyone: =O
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When at an intersection, something that is 'kitty corner' to another will be on the opposite quadrant diagonally from the other. If you had, for example, the emipre state building on the top left, the sears tower on the top right, the freedom tower on the bottom left, and the transamerica tower on the bottom right-- the empire state building would be 'kitty corner' to the transamerica tower.
The clothin store is 'kitty corner' to the the market
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The sweetest, cutest, funniest, most adorable being you will ever see in your entire life and beyond. Has the legendary ability to mind control you to pet them using only their faces and eyes, will occasionally do something super addictively cute like trying to grab your limbs and hands or chasing your feet just to keep you interested in petting them.
They have won. The kitty war has been finished a long time ago. We had no chance. We humans are their slaves now. We must obey.
Yo Jay, look at my kitty cat!
Oml Jeff. He is literally the best ever. Let me pet him.
After my turn, Jay!
No! Let ME let him!!!!
GET AWAAAAY.
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1)A Naughty Hottie with a Smokin' Body!
2)The "Girl Next Door" type.
3)Typically in her mid 30's or older.
4)Often mistaken for the MILF or Cougar. ...Similar, but Nicer & without the "I know I'm hot" attitude.
5)A 40 something woman who dresses like a 20 something woman because she has the body to pull it off.
Hey! Check out the Danger Kitty !
She looks like Chrissy Snow (Suzzane Somers) from Three's Company! She's probably as old as your Mom, but THAT Danger Kitty looks like she could fuck me like a Porn Star!
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