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The classy, highest scale county in Kansas climbing the top 25 Richest Counties in the country and home to the 4th richest city as judged by the US Census Bureau. Commonly refered to as the OC of the midwest. Otherwise known as the county to get to for selling Girl Scout cookies, candy bars or go trick-or-treating on Halloween. Aside from it's richest reigning in cities like Overland Park, Lenexa or Shawnee Mission. Johnson County also holds a few ordinary middle class burbs such as Roeland Park, Olathe and Desoto.
Sam and Meghann are so lucky to live in Johnson County Kansas. They must've gotten rich after graduation. I mean I don't know which is worse, Sheena and Sal living in Jackson County or us just moving to Wyandotte aka the DOTT!
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When a man bends frontwards and spreads his legs far enough that the gap in his thighs drew the eye to his exposed cock, balls and anus.
“I showed ‘er the Kansas City Trio.”
When a man is sitting on the toilet taking a steamy poo while the woman sits reverse cowgirl and bangs him hard while taking a piss.
Man, the other night when I was banging my girl Kansas Muddy Waterfall style while I was taking a massive shit, she pissed all over me!
When your significant other vomits in your rectum and then feed it to the homeless
Hey what times the kansas soup kitchen?
The act of taking a huge dump on a rag of some sort and then slapping it onto the face of someone that is sleeping.
(The Morning After the kansas mud flap occured)
Ramone: "Dude it smells like shit in here..."
Steve: "Maybe because I totally Kansas Mud-Flapped you last night while you were passed out piss drunk."
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when meeting with group of friends, you are immediately handed a bowl/bong/joint/blunt
Jack: I went over to my buddy's the other day and when I walked nobody even said what's up, they just handed me the weed.
Jill: Good old Kansas City Handshake
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This a sex bath where you and your partner get covered in gates bbq sauce and you pulled pork and shove it inside the vagina and your partner will first fuck you, then will nut on the pulled pork then will go down and eat the pork out. All the while your partner is shoving ribs in and out of the other's ass hole.
Person 1: "yo i heard you got Kansas City Turnpiked last night."
Person 2: "ya... I got a rib stuck in my ass."
Person 1: "How'd the pork taste"
Person 2: "Like aids...fml"
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