Real Kiwi Hours

The time of day when you begin walking to your a place you spend a lot of time at on a normal basis. (i.e. School, Work, House, Coffee Shop, Restaurant, etc.)

“It’s a Real Kiwi Hours right now! I should’ve studied for that test!”

“My friends and I are going to Starbucks to eat. It’s Real Kiwi Hours.”
“I hate Real Kiwi Hours, especially since the traffic to work is terrible.

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kiwi peanut love

The kind of bond people search their whole lives for. this love is what completes lives. A relationship that has intense struggles but overcomes with tremendous strides. The people involved in this type of love are eachothers best friends and will have the best looking children ever. the couple that has kiwi peanut love will change the world. kiwis and peanuts arent the same at all but thats what makes their love so special! A bond made to last and the best once in a lifetime blessing that anyone could ever dream of!

wow look at them they totally have that kiwi peanut love!

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Kiwi dip

To give your mates a hoon on your missus.

Hey bro, grab your brother and come round. We're having a bbq and a kiwi dip - we've just had the mirror replaced on the bedroom ceiling!

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Kiwi Muncher 🥝

A kiwi muncher is a very prominent member of either the gay community or the League of Legends community. Kiwi munchers are those who reply to messages and memes with a kiwi emoji to send the message: "I'm looking for a big black sugar daddy to split me like a lumberjack 🥝"

"Hey man did you see the game last night?"

-Person 1

"🥝"
-Person 2

"..."
-Person 1

"What?"
-Person 2

"Sorry I'm a kiwi muncher 🥝"
-Person 1

Kiwi love potion

Used by australians towards people from new zealand.

- New Zealand has a lot of sheep there.

- Mint sauce is usually used on lamb roasts.

Adam - Hey can you pass me the kiwi love potion?
Tom - Huh, kiwi love potion?

Adam - Pass the bloody mint sauce ya git!
Tom - Oh, hahahahaha! *passes the mint sauce*

Kiwi by harry styles

Harry styles is a smexy man ham, and ur having his baby and its none of his busyness, look up kiwi by harry styles or he will throw a cupcake on your favourite clothes

"Hey have you heard about kiwi by harry styles?" "No whats that?"... (ง'̀-'́)ง

smashed my kiwi's

when you jam your balls masturbating

AHHHHH, i just smashed my kiwi's

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