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A Koala Paw Pat is a self-congratulatory pat on the back given to himself by narcissistic journalist Matt Gelb, aka The Koala. #koalapawpat
Now that's how you do a Koala Paw Pat. #koalapawpat RT @magelb: Six posts over at The Phillies Zone today. Go read them while I nap.
To fail in an exceedingly spectacular way.
Billy, be sure not to rape the koala silly at your exam today.
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The most docile, cutest, lovable and down right sexiest little creature in the world. (apart from Jessica Alba).
Loves RnB and Bob Marley. Originated from outer Mongolia, but moved to Australia, due to the baby koalas being eaten by Genghis Khan. They have a slow metabolism, even though they consume a huge amount of food, therefore they sleep for most of the day, they also have a bifuricated penis and are usually found clinging to the back of an ape.
Nawwww, look at the baby koala sleeping.
OMG! look, that baby koala has a bifuricated penis!!
Did you know that the baby koala's favourite songs are; Three Little Birds by Bob Marley and Get Up by 50 Cent.
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Verb - meaning to attack someone from behind or wrap yourself around someone's back or something, like a pole
The stipper totally Koala beared that shit at the dance club. She was all over that pole
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Someone who eats, roots and leaves!
A double entendre Australians use to describe their sexual prowess.
I caught my wife with a koala bear.
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The best potato type in the universe
Only J is a Koala Crap Potato
she is one of the most luckiest players out of the whole one up clan she is one of the best clan members out of the whole clan
Person 1: one up gamer is close to 200 subscribers we should subscribe to him
person 2: yeah we would be able to see his face and maybe special appearances by one up wolf and one up koala