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The highest grade of Japanese beef available. Cows are pampered and treated like sultans so that people can ultimately enjoy their meat. Also a way to describe an excellent vagina.
I was about to break up with her until i saw her A5 kobe, we've now been married 24 years.
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When you take your girl in the ass in the shower and as she climaxes she accidentley pushes a out a shittlog which you promptly throw in the toilet with a backspin, only splash no toiletrim.
Fucked my date in the ass, she climaxed and shit herself. I shit kobe that turd in the toilet from 2 meters. No rim, just splash
A person who did not know or knew but didn’t follow the lakers or Kobe, but since is death has always talked about Kobe, bought his shoes, clothes and pants, etc, and has become a Kobe eshay.
“Man, where’s Jim?”
“ I don’t know, probably at the shops buying Kobe gear because he’s a Kobe Eshay”
verb, engaging in consensual sexual intercorse, then during the act one or more parties involved states that he or she would not like to continue in sexual activity, and one or more parties involved does not respect the wishes of the previous stated party to stop.
Big Ben is being accused of Kobe Rape not real rape.
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Someone whose life revolves around Kobe Bryant. This person believes that everything Kobe Bryant has ever done is great and everything negative written about him in the media or said by his coaches or teammates is a conspiracy.
GriffMonkey is a Kobe NutHugger.
TxMavs is a Kobe NutHugger.
GriffMonkey and TxMavs are Kobe NutHuggers.
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1. Ignorant fools who just can't accept the fact that Kobe is just better than most of your favourite bball players.
2. Those idiots who finally had the chance to diss Kobe after the sex-assualt case, which, didn't prove he did it.
3. Sad group of jealous morons who specially pick out Kobe's mistakes in order to put him down. Let me tell you this, anyone would as bad as Kobe if you do so on anyone.
4. Idiots who always bring up the same lame arguements about Kobe. eg. Ball hog. As the matter of fact, the Lakers are still winning games, still going to the playoffs, and Kobe is still better than you.
Hater: Kobe's 81 is INsignificant.
Person: lol... what is then? you Kobe hater.
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The jesus of all things. kobe the penguin is the best at everything and always will be.
Kobe the penguin beat Jesus in a game of dodgeball.
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