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Life is like a penis. Simple, soft, straight, relaxed, and hanging freely. Then women make it hard.
Life is good, most of the time.
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We're all dynamic machines. Large scale molecular interactions, modifying and mixing genetic sequences in the blender of some big game, with something waiting to see what comes out at the end.
No that's not a feeling, that's a collection of electrical signals triggering pathways in your brain to produce a response to attempt to further your genetic survivability.
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An acumalation of unwanted unnecessary things that people then argue over when you die. (ah the bliss of death)
what do you want to do in life
i want to be rich
Why...then what happens......
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The first quantity, followed by "the Universe and Everything" of the equation.
The result of the equation, "Life, the Universe and Everything", is 42. Does anyone have the foggiest notion what arithmetical operations to perform on the quantities?
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The thing that a person cannot live without, but will continuously try to FUCK you over every chance it gets.
Man, I was supposed to go on this date tonight with this beautiful girl, but she totally flaked on me.
Shit dude, that really sucks, thats life.
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The painful time between birth and death.
Where one wakes up, and 14 hours later goes back to sleep.
life = hate + sadness
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Me: why am I doing this wat is life?!
Me: life is so boring.......
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